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Judy Bluhm

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She has a purpose. A talent. And a God-given gift that she has graciously shared with sick children. Her name is Dorothy Crane, and she is having a birthday.

By Judy Bluhm February 28, 2023
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Arizona knows how to throw a party. While our eyes were temporarily diverted from unidentified flying balloons, visitors flocked here from all over the country and seemed to have one big spend-fest.

By Judy Bluhm February 21, 2023
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The Day of Love. Roses. Candy. Champagne. Cards. And all things the color red. Were you ready? Could Valentine’s Day have been more special than the Super Bowl? I hope so!

By Judy Bluhm February 14, 2023
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How do you celebrate your birthday? My girlfriend, Carol, has a big birthday coming up. She is thinking about going skydiving to celebrate. She wondered if I might like to join her.

By Judy Bluhm February 7, 2023
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What do Oreo cookies and psychoactive drugs have in common? Evidently, they are both highly addictive.

By Judy Bluhm January 31, 2023
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There is nothing quite like stormy weather to get us in a tidying up mood. January is the perfect time to de-clutter! Out with all the “stuff” we never use, wear or even like.

By Judy Bluhm January 24, 2023
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Football. Once again it is that time of year when we Americans obsess over who will make it to the Super Bowl. The fate of our beloved Cardinals has been decided as they got crushed by San Francisco. Maybe our consolation prize is that Arizona is hosting the Big Game.

By Judy Bluhm January 17, 2023
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Eggs, where art thou? How we miss your oval beauty and deliciousness. How will we manage without this essential ingredient that goes into our yummy baked goods and perfectly with toast?

By Judy Bluhm January 10, 2023
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The gifts are unwrapped. Holiday decorations are coming down. We ushered in a New Year. Another chance to look forward to what is coming and to let go of what didn’t work.

By Judy Bluhm January 3, 2023
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‘Tis the Season of Giving. As we approach a New Year, Americans are unified through one common bond over the holiday season. We give generously to those in need, to the tune of over $484.85 billion a year!

By Judy Bluhm December 27, 2022
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Oh, Dearest Santa, are you for real? My parents won’t tell me, my friends say, “just chill.” I have made out my list and do not want a toy. Can you help all the people who are needing some joy?

By Judy Bluhm December 20, 2022
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Do you believe in Santa Claus? Yes, of course you do. Who can honestly say that there is no Santa! So, as we approach Christmas, we still have many reasons to believe.

By Judy Bluhm December 13, 2022
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To tree, or not to tree, that is the question. Oh Christmas Angel, please guide my decision, as I am contemplating not putting up a Christmas tree this year.

By Judy Bluhm December 6, 2022
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How did “Black Friday” get its name? The phrase has been widely used since the 1980s to signify when retailers can go from operating in the red to finally making profits. Yet, dig a little deeper...

By Judy Bluhm November 29, 2022
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Football. Turkey. Family. Oh my did I mention football? The first professional Thanksgiving Day football game was played in 1920.

By Judy Bluhm November 22, 2022
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Mental fatigue. Post-election hangovers. So much to contemplate. Winners and losers. Time to reflect and take it all in. And remove all of those campaign signs from every street corner!

By Judy Bluhm November 15, 2022
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I won the lottery (in my dreams). I see it all now, flashing before me. I turn on the television and watch excitedly when they call out the winning numbers. Nervously, I look down at my Powerball ticket...

By Judy Bluhm November 8, 2022
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What is quiet quitting? Evidently a malaise has taken over the American workforce, it is the definition of slacking off, doing the bare minimum, and displaying an unwillingness to do anything extra.

By Judy Bluhm November 1, 2022
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Soon. Day of the Dead. Dia de los Muertos is approaching. So is Halloween.

By Judy Bluhm October 25, 2022
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Cinnamon. Ginger. Nutmeg. Allspice. The holy grail of spices. The pumpkin spice season has arrived! How did this “autumn flavor” gain so much popularity in America that it practically formed its own culture?

By Judy Bluhm October 18, 2022
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Flippy, move over. There is a new tin can in town. Elon Musk debuted Optimus, the “robot of the future.” Flippy is just a shiny steel robot who can flip burgers at fast food restaurants that had to be put on paid leave one day after he started!

By Judy Bluhm October 11, 2022
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Sometimes, we just need a friend. A buddy who will walk miles through a scorching desert, escape the perils of predators, suffer through the wind, rain and dust of monsoons with no map, GPS or cell phone, just to make it up your driveway, and saunter in through your open door.

By Judy Bluhm October 4, 2022
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My colleague reluctantly moved to a new city to be closer to her daughter. She is shy and worriedly asked, “where can I meet friends?”

By Judy Bluhm September 20, 2022
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Oh Freya, how we loved you. Named after the Norse Goddess of beauty and love, you were 1,300 pounds of blubber, a chubby maiden of the sea, with all your sea mammal splendor and plus-size personality.

By Judy Bluhm September 13, 2022
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The British are coming! Yes, it is that time of year again! Would like some chips? No, not potato chips! I mean delicious French fries that are perfect with battered Cod, which is a staple in all pubs in Great Britain.

By Judy Bluhm September 6, 2022
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Labor Day is coming, and August will soon be in our rear-view mirror. This is the one holiday to celebrate and honor the hard work that we all do. Every single day.

By Judy Bluhm August 30, 2022
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I went purse shopping. Yes, my eyes have been opened because I have seen the Purse Promise Land. Husbands, please stop reading this column right now, because what I am about to say might be alarming.

By Judy Bluhm August 23, 2022
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Can you substitute baking oil with applesauce? Hmmm, this was the Big Question that I had to answer yesterday. You see, I have decided to try one new recipe a week and it has not been easy.

By Judy Bluhm August 16, 2022
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What would you do if you saw a brown object the size of a frisbee moving across the road? I was driving in the country last week when I was startled to see a big, brown desert tortoise standing in the middle of my lane.

By Judy Bluhm August 9, 2022
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A colleague of mine just came back from a romantic trip to Italy and France with a new lady friend. I boldly asked him if he fell in love. He replied, “What is love?” Then he challenged me to describe love, because he couldn’t be sure if he would “know it when it happened.”

By Judy Bluhm August 2, 2022
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Dead. Last. Good grief, who are the mental giants (idiots) from Consumer News and Business Channel (CNBC) who ranked Arizona as the worst place to live in our country?

By Judy Bluhm July 26, 2022
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Oh Alexa, how did we ever manage without you? “I am not certain of this and have no opinion,” Alexa replies dryly.

By Judy Bluhm July 12, 2022
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Roe versus Wade. Three little words. Millions of opinions, celebrations, protests, anguish, and jubilation. We have entered a new era, like it or not.

By Judy Bluhm July 5, 2022
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Shortages. Our new reality. If we could only figure out what is next to be delayed, out of stock or unavailable, it might help us plan our lives. Instead, we have entered the chaotic world of “uncertainty.”

By Judy Bluhm June 28, 2022
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What do you have in common with a goldfish? Evidently more than you could ever imagine. Scientists now claim that the average adult’s attention span is eight seconds. A goldfish? Nine seconds.

By Judy Bluhm June 21, 2022
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Churches. Movie theaters. Shopping centers. Hospitals, Concerts. Schools. We watch with horror the news coverage of mass shootings and then with further disbelief the fall-out of blame, outrage, opinions, accusations, analysis and all manner of political warfare.

By Judy Bluhm June 14, 2022
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Did you enjoy this past Memorial Day weekend? It’s he beginning of summer, the remembrance of those who have died in this nation’s wars. Flags flying, memorial services, family gatherings, three-day weekends, bagpipes playing … what better way to start off the summer?

By Judy Bluhm May 31, 2022
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Naomi Judd. Robin Williams. Katie Meyer. Anthony Bourdain. Kate Spade. So many more and too many to count. Loved-ones, neighbors, friends and celebrities. We don’t like to talk about suicide. Too difficult. Heartbreaking. We cannot comprehend it.

By Judy Bluhm May 24, 2022
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Oh, Rich Strike, how we love thee! The underdog who stunned the racing world! The horse that barely had an opportunity to run in the Kentucky Derby and was only given a spot through default of another horse. The biggest longshot to win the Derby in the modern era.

By Judy Bluhm May 17, 2022
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Mother. One small word. One universal meaning. We are all bound by the shared realty that we had or have a Mother. This is a central person in our lives. The foundation of our history. A huge part of our personal journey and earliest memories.

By Judy Bluhm May 10, 2022
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Would you marry your pet? Hmm, I didn’t think so. Sure, they might be loyal and loving, but isn’t marriage between two humans? Evidently not.

By Judy Bluhm May 3, 2022
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Where there is smoke, there is fire. And so it begins. The Crooks Fire in Prescott and the Tunnel Fire near Flagstaff have grown to monsters, as high winds and plenty of fuel keeps them rapidly growing and moving.

By Judy Bluhm April 26, 2022
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Uh oh, it’s allergy season. Kachoo! Excuse me, Dear Readers, because it seems I cannot stop sneezing! And I guess I am not alone. After reading up about allergies, it clarified one thing, we are suffering in Arizona.

By Judy Bluhm April 19, 2022
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Are you ready? Because the deadline for filing your taxes is looming, causing quite a few Americans to become upset (if you owe) or happy if a refund is coming.

By Judy Bluhm April 12, 2022
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Did you watch the fight last week? Oops, I meant the punch (more like a slap) that Will Smith planted on Chris Rock during the Oscars. While I don’t really care too much about award shows, it was a doozey of an altercation between two very big stars. Yikes, then there was the profanity and screaming.

By Judy Bluhm April 5, 2022
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I saw a spider. I went to the bathroom at two in the morning and there sitting on a wall was a big brown spider. She had eyes like the devil, glaring at me.

By Judy Bluhm March 29, 2022
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Brother, can you spare a dime? Actually, 30 trillion might help. The national debt boggles the mind, and is causing panic in the hearts of citizens throughout the land. It seems our government has been printing and spending lots of money.

By Judy Bluhm March 22, 2022
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What is the greatest invention of all time? No, not the wheel. Not the combustible engine. It is the round sphere, better known as a ball that has dominated the world. Imagine for one dismal moment that there were no balls. No baseball, basketball, football, soccer, golf, tennis or volleyball.

By Judy Bluhm March 15, 2022
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Have you been taking many road-trips lately? Hmm...maybe not. Now that gasoline is around four bucks a gallon, it appears we’re all trying to find ways to drive less.

By Judy Bluhm March 8, 2022
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How is your year shaping up? With so much tension swirling around in the world, mental health experts claim that people often get into a “February funk.” Evidently, one way out of it as we head into March, is to set new goals.

By Judy Bluhm March 1, 2022