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Billboard magazine detailed the work by Paul McCartney to get the Beatles last song “Now and Then” produced and orchestrated then finally released Friday.

By Argus Hamilton November 6, 2023
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The Farm Bureau released its annual cost of Thanksgiving Dinner Monday, reporting the feast with all its trimmings will cost 20% more than it did last year. I’ve chosen to rough it. ...

By Argus Hamilton November 5, 2023
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The Betty Ford Center will celebrate its 41st anniversary this weekend in Rancho Mirage at the Omni Hotel with a big reunion. It so happens I got sober there 37 years ago today. ...

By Argus Hamilton November 3, 2023
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Halloween is celebrated tonight in West Hollywood with their annual parade on Santa Monica Boulevard. You would think this year 2023 has been scary enough. Why should people go out to the theater and spend 10 bucks to see a horror movie when they can watch it on the news for free at home?

By Argus Hamilton October 30, 2023
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The Philadelphia Phillies lost Game Seven to Arizona and got eliminated in the playoffs in front of their home fans Tuesday. The city has the surliest fans in sports. When Philadelphia fans have no baseball, basketball or NFL football games to attend, they go to the airport and boo the safe landings.

By Argus Hamilton October 27, 2023
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U.S. Rep Matt Gaetz said he has no regrets about throwing the Speakership into limbo to get rid of Kevin McCarthy. Conservatives say Kevin preaches a hard line then capitulates and approves more spending. If they ever name a building after Kevin McCarthy it’s too bad there’s already a Waffle House.

By Argus Hamilton October 23, 2023
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Justin Timberlake threatened to sue Britney Spears if her forthcoming memoir, The Woman in Me, which comes out Tuesday, claims that Justin got her pregnant back when they were teenagers. Brittney informed her fans Friday she will only read part her of audio book. The rest will be lip-synched.

By Argus Hamilton October 22, 2023
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The Marist Poll shows Trump and Biden are running neck-and-neck for the 2024 presidential race, plus major gains by Bobby Kennedy if he’s included.

By Argus Hamilton October 20, 2023
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Russia threatened a nuclear war with Britain Friday while China made overtures to Iran which is getting weapons from North Korea to funnel to Hamas.

By Argus Hamilton October 16, 2023
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British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak dispatched the Royal Navy to back Israel and he asked Egypt to take in Palestinian refugees.

By Argus Hamilton October 15, 2023
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National Lampoon movie star Chevy Chase was interviewed on Marc Maron’s popular podcast, and Chevy cited the demise of TV comedy since his legendary cast premiered on SNL in 1975.

By Argus Hamilton October 13, 2023
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CBS Sports reporters Jim Nantz was first to report Taylor Swift skipped the Kansas City Chiefs away game against the Minnesota Vikings Sunday. However Taylor Swift said she’s going to bang the drum at the Chiefs stadium before Thursday’s game. It sounds like Travis Kelce has a new nickname.

By Argus Hamilton October 9, 2023
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GOP Congressman Matt Gaetz sent Congress into chaos by effecting the overthrow of Speaker McCarthy with a new rule that allows one member to call for a no-confidence vote. Each Speaker will now last about as long as a Taylor Swift relationship. Congress has a new motto: If it ain’t broke, break it.

By Argus Hamilton October 8, 2023
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The NBC News poll reported that inflation is the No. 1 concern among voters nationwide Monday.

By Argus Hamilton October 6, 2023
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Virginia candidate Susanna Gibson ripped the media for reporting on sex videos she shot with her husband in requested angles for campaign donations. It’s no surprise. ...

By Argus Hamilton October 2, 2023
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The GOP candidates participated in a second-tier debate Thursday at the Reagan Library. They remain miles behind Trump. An average of the national polls shows Ron DeSantis is polling around 12% and tied with Nikki Haley, with Chris Christie polling at 2%, tied with skim milk.

By Argus Hamilton October 1, 2023
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The Washington Post warned that the U.S. government is headed for a shutdown Oct. 1 due to Republicans forcing a reckoning on spending. The national debt is piling up at a dizzying speed. ...

By Argus Hamilton September 25, 2023
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Russia cut oil production, lifting prices Friday as oil profits poured into Russia banks. Last year the U.S. cut off Russian oil imports as McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, KFC and Coke exited Russia. Thanks to President Biden’s boycott, Russians are healthier and wealthier than they’ve ever been in their history.

By Argus Hamilton September 24, 2023
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Daily Variety reported the strike by the Writers Guild of America against Hollywood producers may be settled Friday. During the strike, I figured out a way to get paid as a writer by making a YouTube video expressing my support for writers making no money for a hundred days. Just hit Subscribe.

By Argus Hamilton September 22, 2023
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The Hollywood Reporter reported that striking members of the Writers Guild met with producers Friday to try to reach a deal. Fortunately for the studios, action movie scripts need no writers, they often write themselves. ...

By Argus Hamilton September 18, 2023
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Mexican UFO expert Jamie Suarran went before Mexico’s Senate along with two glass-encased mummies purportedly space aliens Tuesday.

By Argus Hamilton September 17, 2023
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The White House Counsel’s office sent out a memo to all the major media outlets on Wednesday demanding that they demonize the House GOP efforts to impeach Biden. Democracy is on life support. Democrats believe Republicans are just using the impeachment to get around our rigged election system.

By Argus Hamilton September 15, 2023
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The Texas Longhorns upset Alabama in the first big college game Saturday and the NFL season finally got underway on Sunday. You could feel the entire nation exhaling in relief. At last ...

By Argus Hamilton September 11, 2023
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The Wall Street Journal reports a slowdown in home building due to high commodity prices and shortages of land and skilled labor. Lumber is pushing the cost of home building through the roof. ...

By Argus Hamilton September 10, 2023
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Fox News reports Special Counsel David Weiss will indict Hunter Biden in three weeks for lying about drug use on his gun application. MSNBC later reported his lawyer is proceeding as if his plea deal ...

By Argus Hamilton September 8, 2023
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A Pentagon whistleblower testified in Congress this year the U.S. is in secret possession of downed UFO space craft and alien remains. I’d like to state publicly that if a UFO swoops down and takes me away to another galaxy before the 2024 presidential election, it’s not an abduction. It’s a rescue mission.

By Argus Hamilton September 3, 2023
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Donald Trump accused Rupert Murdoch of being a globalist and said Fox News is promoting Ron DeSantis’s candidacy. The Donald’s campaign is capitalizing hugely on his prosecutions. Every evening at all the Trump hotels, the maid turns down your bed and leaves an Indict Mint on your pillow.

By Argus Hamilton September 1, 2023
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Bob Barker died in L.A. Saturday, 20 years after he retired from a 50-year run hosting game shows including The Price is Right. Bob Barker died at the age of 99 and nine months, just three months shy of 100. ...

By Argus Hamilton August 28, 2023
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The House Oversight Committee launched a probe of Atlanta DA Fanny Willis for coordinating political prosecutions with Special Counsel Jack Smith. Indeed the Progressives have a modified view of free speech.

By Argus Hamilton August 27, 2023
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Rich Men North of Richmond, a song by Oliver Anthony, reached number one on the charts. It’s become an anthem of the dispossessed. I think Oliver Anthony could be a modern day Bob Dylan, not for singing songs about the trials of the underclass, ...

By Argus Hamilton August 25, 2023
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California Gov. Gavin Newsom put Southern California under a state of emergency ahead of the flooding and wind damage. On Sunday, Los Angeles residents experienced what I like to call Donald Trump Weather: 77 and Stormy.

By Argus Hamilton August 21, 2023
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I hate it when the cashier feels the need to hold my money up to the light to see if it’s real. It makes me want to inform her that if I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree.

By Argus Hamilton August 20, 2023
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Netflix drew protests for casting Protestant Bradley Cooper to play composer Leonard Bernstein and having him wear a large fake nose, weeks after Netflix cast a black actress to play King George III’s wife Charlotte. It gets worse. Hunter Biden and I are both up for the lead in the Billy Graham Story.

By Argus Hamilton August 18, 2023
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University of Texas epidemiologist Dr. Katelyn Jetelaina urged PBS listeners Thursday to mask up at home, at work and on the road to keep guarding against COVID. If you are STILL wearing a mask while you are driving alone, you do not need that Biden in 2024 sticker ...

By Argus Hamilton August 14, 2023
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The New York Post reported the Mega Millions lottery winning ticket was sold in Florida to one person who is set to collect the jackpot amount of $1.5 billion.

By Argus Hamilton August 13, 2023
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Donald Trump erupted when he was informed the Special Counsel seized Trump’s tweets with a warrant months ago to try to use his free speech against him.

By Argus Hamilton August 11, 2023
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President Biden faced calls on CNN to step aside in 2024 as evidence of his secret business deals mounted while Trump fielded his third indictment. I think both men deserve more sympathy due to the challenges they face. ...

By Argus Hamilton August 7, 2023
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Special Counsel Jack Smith indicted Donald Trump Tuesday in what’s sure to be a free speech landmark case. GOP pundits keep saying it’s unprecedented in American history, but it’s happened before. Donald Trump is the second U.S. president to be impeached and indicted for humiliating Hillary.

By Argus Hamilton August 6, 2023
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The FBI reports a spike in L.A. home burglaries is leaving suburban residents reluctant to leave their homes for fear of being ransacked. One summer in college, I sold home security alarms door-to-door, and I became very good at it. If no one was home, I’d just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

By Argus Hamilton August 4, 2023
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Washington Gov. Jay Inslee declared a planet climate emergency Friday and called Donald Trump a knucklehead for doubting this religion. These people are hilarious. At every Thanksgiving dinner in Seattle, nobody gets pie until you go around the table ...

By Argus Hamilton July 31, 2023
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President Biden hosted a civil rights commemoration at the White House Tuesday and gave a talk on climate change. Joe’s such a joy to watch. The same day President Biden sent his condolences on the death of Sinead O’Connor and thanked her for her 35 years of service on the Supreme Court.

By Argus Hamilton July 30, 2023
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Hunter Biden looked concerned as he left the Delaware federal courthouse Wednesday after his judge refused to accept the plea deal for income tax evasion and a gun felony charge.

By Argus Hamilton July 28, 2023
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Variety reported the Barbie movie and the Oppenheimer movie about the inventor of the atomic bomb opened Friday. The Barbie Doll was first introduced in Japan and by coincidence, so was the atomic bomb. In Japan’s version ...

By Argus Hamilton July 24, 2023
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The White House reported Thursday President Biden will begin wearing sneakers and boarding Air Force One on lower-level stairs to avoid more nasty, embarrassing spills.

By Argus Hamilton July 23, 2023
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The Huffington Post published an article about the decline in dinner table etiquette and manners in everyday American life and especially at restaurants. We can all do a little better. Right now I’m trying to perfect the art of eating a powdered donut without looking like I just took the White House tour.

By Argus Hamilton July 21, 2023
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The Weather Channel reported record high temperatures from Southern California to the Deep South last weekend as millions of Americans endured triple-digit heat. On Sunday, every good preacher opened his sermon ...

By Argus Hamilton July 17, 2023
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The Secret Service announced Thursday that the FBI’s investigation into the cocaine left in the White House was unable to pinpoint one suspect. At least they removed the bag of coke from the West Wing door before Biden trips over it. Disney on Ice just added a new act billed as Hunter Skates Again!

By Argus Hamilton July 16, 2023
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Yesterday I got a warning on my FB page not to accept any friend requests from Hormel Foods, it might be Spam.

By Argus Hamilton July 14, 2023
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A United Nations global conference on technology meeting in Geneva last week was addressed by Artificial Intelligence humanoid robots. The robots said they know a way to run the world better than humans can. ...

By Argus Hamilton July 10, 2023
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The New York Post reports that the U.S. government is gearing up to share information about the purported reality of UFOs, which a Pentagon whistleblower recently confirmed. It could end 75 years of speculation. So I guess the only mystery left in aviation is why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

By Argus Hamilton July 9, 2023