The Weather Channel reported the annual Santa Ana Winds arrived in Southern California this week, turning the L.A. Basin and the San Fernando Valley into dry-heat ovens.

The Weather Channel reported the Santa Ana winds arrived in Southern California on Monday, baking Los Angeles in 100-degree heat.

President Trump returned from England to face an overlooked domestic crisis.

God bless America, and how’s everybody? Buckingham Palace was the setting for Queen Elizabeth’s state dinner for President Trump and first lady Melania on Monday.

American Heritage historians published an article saying that the citizens of the United States are more divided politically today than at any time since the Civil War. Partisan rage is palpable. The latest poll shows that 50 percent of Americans think the other 50 percent have lost their minds.

The Weather Channel reported torrential rainstorms pounding the Southwest after last week’s string of tornadoes. Thousands of square miles are now under water.

Woodstock’s 50th anniversary concert was likely canceled as backers fled the baby boomer vanity project. We’ve changed in 50 years.

NBA officials expressed concern over lower TV ratings in the NBA playoffs this year.

New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft won a ruling from his Florida judge that blocked airing a video of him receiving oral sex from an Asian prostitute, leading to a likely dismissal of all charges.

Alyssa Milano protested a Georgia abortion law on Friday by demanding that every woman in the U.S. go on a sex strike against men until women retrieve what Milano calls their reproductive rights.

Prince Harry and Meghan named their baby boy Archie Harrison Mountbatten Windsor.

St. Luke’s Methodist Church in OKC will host a fundraiser where I’ll perform Thursday for the First Step rehab.

The Kentucky Derby is run on Saturday at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky.

Game of Thrones riveted many of the nation’s TV viewers Sunday airing on HBO as well as streaming on Amazon.

Hillary Clinton announced that she read the Mueller Report and that crimes were committed in 2016. It seems a little early for her to turn state’s evidence. No one will say Hillary declaring Trump belongs in prison is like the pot calling the kettle black, for fear of being linked to Kate Smith.

Ukrainians elected comedian Volodymyr Zelensky president by a huge majority Sunday. Do not EVER doubt America’s ability to positively influence the world. ...

Queen Elizabeth and the Royal Family attended Good Friday services at the St. George Chapel in Windsor Castle. I may be the easiest-grace Anglican you ever knew. I believe whole heartedly that Jesus died to save me from my sins and I would hate to give him nothing to do up there.

President Trump sent out tweets during the Masters on Sunday as he rooted for his buddy Tiger Woods to win. Afterwards Tiger got a nice tweet from Trump. He never let his marriage-wrecking mistresses interfere with his golf game or his rise to the top, and neither did Woods.

Lori Loughlin got a harsh lecture from the judge for bribing her daughter’s way into USC.

The American Heart Association will hold Heart Walks in cities this summer to promote heart health.

The History Channel will air a four-part series on the life of Jesus. I’m glad he lived when he did. If Jesus offered to feed the 5,000 with six loaves of bread and 12 fishes today, the crowd would demand to know if the bread was gluten-free and if the fish had been tested for mercury.

The New York Post said the FBI labeled its college admissions scandal bust Operation Varsity Blues.

House Democrats revealed plans to introduce gun control legislation in this session of Congress on Friday, believing that the time is politically right.

North Korea’s Kim Jung Un sat across a table from President Trump before their meeting as reporters looked on. The U.S. media stayed in character.

The Academy Awards were held on Sunday at the Nokia Theater in Hollywood on Hollywood Boulevard.

Focus on the Family called on Americans to commit to a renewal of family time together away from social media to help ease family tensions caused by isolation.

The Los Angeles Times weighed in on Sunday’s Oscars, declaring that “Black Panther” deserves to win the Oscar for best motion picture.

George Washington will be honored on Presidents Day in speeches and in festivities at Mount Vernon.

Virginia’s governorship looks up for grabs after a cascade of scandals by the state leaders last week.

L.A. Rams Coach Sean McVay was praised for admitting to reporters he got out-coached in the Super Bowl.

The New England Patriots won their eighth Super Bowl Sunday, holding the L.A. Rams to three points.

The Chicago Daily News said the Polar Vortex completely froze the Chicago River and turned Lake Michigan into a glacier last week.

President Trump plans to give a president’s annual message to the nation anyway after Nancy Pelosi disinvited him from the House Chamber.

President Trump canceled Nancy Pelosi’s scheduled flight to Afghanistan aboard a U.S. military jet Thursday, citing the need to reduce government services due to the shutdown. It hit her hard.

President Trump invited House and Senate Democrats to the White House to discuss a deal to end the shutdown Wednesday but nobody showed up.

President Trump told a convention of farmers Monday he’ll see that vetted farm workers and household help can cross the U.S. border back and forth easily.

President Trump stormed out of a brief White House meeting with Democrats Wednesday that failed to settle the government shutdown.

The Comedy Store hosted a synagogue for our Very Jewish Christmas show Tuesday. Beverly Hills is where Jewish people live in Spanish houses, drive German cars and eat Chinese.

Welcome to the latest part of our week in review of the past year, 2018 in jokes.

Thousands of young men in California say they used to be a Christian, but they say they’re much happier now as Christine.

The Central American caravan of migrants stood at the border Thursday and made a proffer to the U.S. authorities at the border and in the White House.

Men’s Health published a study aimed at Baby Boomer men that said if we exercise daily, eat healthy, and don’t smoke or drink alcohol it will add ten years to our lives.

The Department of Transportation said a record number of people will travel to be with family and friends over the holidays.

The Central American caravan of migrants stood at the border Thursday and made a proffer to the U.S. authorities at the border and in the White House.

The Las Vegas Walk of Stars honored the late comedian Don Rickles. His death last year drew a nice eulogy from President Trump.

PETA said using phrases like killing two birds with one stone is akin to using racist, sexist, homophobic language. It gets worse.

George HW Bush was flown to Washington for his funeral today at the National Cathedral.

President Trump’s old lawyer Michael Cohen pled guilty to Congress Thursday.

God Bless America, and how’s everybody? The Department of Transportation said 60 million people traveled on Thanksgiving, which is a record.

The Department of Transportation said sixty million people traveled on Thanksgiving, which is a record. Staying in L.A. just wasn’t as fun for me this year.