Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.
HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? Politico reported that Harris Polling ran a national poll of Democratic voters asking who they support for president. The list included Hillary and John Kerry. Hillary won with 21%, followed by Biden with 20%, Bernie at 12%, Liz at 10%, and Kerry just lucky the race wasn’t held at Santa Anita.
WalMart opened its doors at six o’clock on Thanksgiving Day, kicking off Black Friday retail sales.
The National Retail Federation reported that Americans this year will spend over $1 trillion dollars on Christmas.
The Sporting News released its rankings of the one hundred and fifty greatest college football players of all time Thursday.
San Francisco’s new District Attorney declared he will allow the residents of San Francisco to pee anywhere they like any time they like without any fear of being prosecuted.
Thanksgiving Week is predicted to be the busiest travel week in history both on the road and in the air by the Transportation Department Wednesday.
HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? The National Retail Federation predicted Americans will spend $465 billion dollars on Christmas gifts this year. It starts with the Black Friday melee. WalMart announced it will be closed on Thanksgiving Day until six o’clock, so that both cashiers can be with their families.
The Nutcracker Suite will play in Hollywood at the Dolby Theater starting early in December this year.
God bless America, and how’s everybody? The Beverly Hills Courthouse put up its Nativity Scene on the lawn Monday, which is annually a major tourist attraction despite hostility to the display by locals. The other night a smart aleck asked me what Jesus’ full name was. So I dropped a bowling ball on his foot and he got all three right.