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Hamilton: Trump doll offers Barbie hush money

Fox News did a story on a new hot-selling stuffed doll called Trumpy Bear for children which wears a MAGA cap comes with a U.S. flag. The cute little thing even talks.

Argus: What would I do with millions?

The Powerball Lottery paid off a huge jackpot winner in Iowa Monday. As the jackpot grows, we all fantasize about what we’d do if we won it.

Hamilton: Have a traditional Thanksgiving, kill friends and take their land

The Department of Transportation warned Tuesday this year’s Thanksgiving Weekend travel volume will be the heaviest in U.S. history.

Hamilton: Caravan heading to Canada if Dems don’t win

BEVERLY HILLS--God Bless America, and how’s everybody? President Trump announced Thursday he’s sending fifteen thousand troops to the border to halt the Guatemalan caravan that’s trudging north through Mexico now.

Hamilton: Scariest costume, smart phone with low battery

West Hollywood hosted the nation’s largest and most festive Halloween Parade on Wednesday with one million revelers strolling on Santa Monica Boulevard.

Hamilton: Americans enjoy safe underarms

A Brut Cosmetics poll shows Americans take more showers and use more deodorant than any country in the world.

Hamilton: CNN receives suspicious package that may contain real news

The New York Police announced they will work with the FBI to track down who sent a 10th package made to look like a bomb to Democrats on Thursday.

Hamilton: Argus wins jackpot, acts worse than Trump

The Washington Post ripped President Trump for calling Stormy Daniels a Horse Face, saying his obnoxious statements and brusque behavior set a bad example.

Hamilton: Putin and Saudi king order shot, Connery dies

USA Today reported that Americans spent two hundred thirty-four billion dollars last year on alcoholic beverages. Booze gets the party going.

Argus Hamilton: Trump, only person to get a hooker to pay him

Stormy Daniels’s defamation of character lawsuit against President Trump was dismissed by the federal judge in Manhattan Monday.

Hamilton: Happy to not get text from Anthony Weiner

Homeland Security announced everyone with a cell phone would receive a text from President Trump Wednesday as a national test of the new Emergency Broadcast System

Argus Hamilton: Kavanaugh hearing goes beyond circus

Brett Kavanaugh’s Senate testimony included letters from female classmate friends on Thursday saying he never engaged in any drunken misbehavior.

Hamilton: Back to golfing after years, I smashed pro shop

Tiger Woods roared to his first victory in five years Sunday at the Tour Championship. A good swing never leaves you.

Hamilton: Comedians now go through background check?

HOLLYWOOD — God Bless America, and how’s everybody? Brett Kavanaugh must tell the Senate about his sex behavior at a high school party he didn’t attend Monday. It’s crazy.

Hamilton: Bible translation adds modern spin

Christianity Today published an article about the latest Bible translations and compared their scriptures to standard texts. They take a few liberties.

Hamilton: Kavanaugh makes Americans want to return to British rule

God Bless America, and how’s everybody? Judge Brett Kavanaugh in his opening statement to his Senate confirmation hearing Tuesday said he is optimistic.

Hamilton: McCain funeral a boon for TV networks

The Hollywood Reporter listed last-minute changes in the fall network TV lineups, bumping the premieres of some new TV shows to January. Some of the new additions have hit written all over them. NBC just picked up the McCain funeral for 22 episodes for the 2018-19 season.

Hamilton: Heaven decorated like Mar-a-Lago

Arizona Sen. John McCain died Saturday following a yearlong struggle with brain cancer, which finally took down the tempestuous Republican and war hero. He had a visceral dislike for President Trump. Imagine McCain’s fury when he gets to heaven and it’s decorated like Mar-a-Lago.

Hamilton: Taliban volunteers to send peacemakers to Chicago

God Bless America, and how’s everybody? NBC News reports President Trump is considering a proposal by Blackwater Security founder Erik Prince to privatize the Afghanistan war using U.S. mercenaries who report to the president.

Hamilton: Prince Charles flips after Aretha dies

Motown’s Aretha Franklin died after a long illness Thursday at home in Detroit.

Hamilton: ‘Didn’t even know the Monkees worked for the FBI’

The FBI fired agent Peter Stzrok in the wake of the investigation into his partisan behavior in 2016 while he was investigating both Hillary and Trump.

Hamilton: Archie Bunker in the White House?

All in the Family’s Norman Lear agreed to create new sitcoms for CBS saying as a committed liberal he feels a lot like Dr. Frankenstein right now. That’s because people always wondered what would happen if you gave Archie Bunker a billion dollars and now we know. He’s in the White House.

Hamilton: Stormy Daniels planning to embark on working tour

President Trump is taking a few weeks off on a golf vacation at his Trump National Golf Club which he owns in Bedminster, New Jersey. A few years ago, Trump revealed future plans to build a cemetery for himself alongside the 18th fairway there. That’s one sure way to finish six-under.

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