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The World Series between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Tampa Bay Rays got underway on Tuesday night at a ballpark in Arlington. Every year, before Game One I always love the patriotic pre-game pageantry. On Tuesday, the CEO of Twitter was on hand to throw out the First Amendment.

By Argus Hamilton October 23, 2020
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The Hollywood Reporter reports film executives were in meetings all week to guess what kind of movies to make when the lockdowns end. People always love a good crime story.

By Argus Hamilton October 18, 2020
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The New York Post published emails from Hunter Biden’s computer showing Joe Biden met with Hunter’s Ukrainian benefactor while Joe was vice president. ...

By Argus Hamilton October 16, 2020
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A Portland professor is under fire for his new book defending British Colonialism and the U.S. conquest of the West. History doesn’t tell you what will happen, it warns you what can happen.

By Argus Hamilton October 11, 2020
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The New York Post reported a vigil marked John Lennon’s eightieth birthday Friday night at the New York City doorway where he was slain.

October 9, 2020
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The Hollywood Reporter reported the TV ratings for the presidential debate Tuesday night and Nielsen reports that 73 million viewers tuned in. There is one consensus. ...

By Argus Hamilton October 2, 2020
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Cosmopolitan ran a survey showing Millennial women are increasingly drawn to dating older men.

By Argus Hamilton September 27, 2020
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Psychology Today reported a survey which found that the Corona Virus pandemic in the past six months has resulted in isolation, self-obsession and irritability.

By Argus Hamilton September 25, 2020
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Psychology Today published a nationwide survey which finds that Americans are more cynical about the future than at any time in the past eighty years. Last week a reporter asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize he meant autumn, and not the collapse of civilization.

By Argus Hamilton September 20, 2020
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CDC Director Robert Redfield testified to the Senate Appropriations Committees Wednesday about progress on a COVID vaccine and cure.

By Argus Hamilton September 18, 2020
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Hall of Fame trainer Bob Baffert claimed his record-tying sixth Kentucky Derby win Saturday when Authentic outraced Tiz-the-Law wire-to-wire on NBC. I didn’t see the race, I read about it later. If I wanted to watch a bunch of horses’ asses running around in circles, I’d tune in to C-SPAN.

By Argus Hamilton September 9, 2020
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Labor Day Weekend is here, which every four years marks the official start of the presidential campaign. The holiday itself brings out the Democrat in me. I’m spending all weekend wearing a miniature blue flag pinned to my shirt, which marks me as Safe from being set up by a beauty salon.

By Argus Hamilton September 6, 2020
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The NFL will print End Racism in giant lettering in stadium end zones this fall. Both parties applaud the idea of ending racism

By Argus Hamilton September 4, 2020
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The Wall Street Journal reports polls show a wildly fluctuating race with sixty-five days left to go before the election. Friday, the first presidential preference poll came out after Americans had seen both Joe Biden’s and Donald Trump’s convention speeches. Queen Elizabeth got a huge bounce.

By Argus Hamilton August 30, 2020
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President Trump expressed anger over all the looting and burning and property destruction in Kenosha, Wisconsin, Tuesday and got the governor to call out the Guard.

By Argus Hamilton August 28, 2020
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The Rolling Stones vowed to sue President Trump to force him to stop playing their songs at his campaign events. He gives them a lot of publicity. The Surgeon General’s new tobacco warning reads that for every cigarette you smoke, God takes one hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards.

By Argus Hamilton August 23, 2020
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The Democratic Convention gaveled to a close Thursday after inspiring many of us. I think I might run for president, if only so I could...

By Argus Hamilton August 21, 2020
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The CDC began classifying Baby Boomers as Covid risks Sunday. People ask me if I’m afraid of the virus. I survived atomic bomb testing, the Cuban Missile Crisis, Beatlemania, six years of college beer, cocaine in the ‘70s, rehabs in the 80s and forty-four years of L.A. women, so no, I’m good.

By Argus Hamilton August 16, 2020
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Facebook was accused of taking down any critical jokes about Kamala Harris as misogynistic and verbally predatory and politically incorrect Wednesday.

By Argus Hamilton August 14, 2020
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The PGA Championship was held over the weekend at Harding Park in San Francisco where the Tour staged its first major championship of the season, with no fans allowed on the course.

By Argus Hamilton August 11, 2020
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L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti threatened Wednesday to shut off water and power to homes that host parties. Not to be outdone, New York Mayor DeBlasio set up checkpoints to enter Manhattan. You know the world sucks when the best news in the last six months is that at least the explosion wasn’t nuclear.

By Argus Hamilton August 9, 2020
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God Bless America, and how's everybody? The Wall Street Journal reported the Gallup poll which says 84% of Americans blame the media for the nation’s bitter divisions. But every year in August there is a proven and happy way to release all the tension. This is National Clown Week, so arm yourselves and shoot to kill.

By Argus Hamilton August 7, 2020
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President Trump ignited establishment alarm Thursday suggesting that Election Day could be delayed. I think the left must be legally blind. Saturday Night Live wasted five years using Alec Baldwin as its Trump impersonator, when Gary Busey was right in front of their eyes the entire time.

By Argus Hamilton August 2, 2020
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Ellen DeGeneres’s talk show career is in jeopardy as Warner Brothers is investigating charges on social media against her production company. Former employees posted she was abusive to her staff in a toxic work environment. If that’s true, her next logical career move would be Congress.

By Argus Hamilton July 31, 2020
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The Major League Baseball season got underway Thursday when the Washington Nationals hosted the New York Yankees in the season opener in Washington. Millions of television viewers tuned in to enjoy the pre-game ceremony. Dr. Fauci was on hand to throw out the First Amendment.

By Argus Hamilton July 26, 2020
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God Bless America, and how's everybody? The White House press conference Wednesday opened with some welcome and long-hoped-for news from the pharmaceutical industry. We knew it had to happen eventually. Baby Boomers at Pfizer Lab finally invented the vaccine for COVID-19, after giving up trying to figure out how to go on Zoom.

By Argus Hamilton July 24, 2020
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Dr. Fauci lashed back at a White House Task Force member Thursday who’d said Fauci was wrong about everything. New debates rage over school openings and sports resumptions amid shutdowns. I just cleaned my TV screen with anti-virus wipes and lost CNN, MSNBC and Fox News.

By Argus Hamilton July 19, 2020
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WalMart announced a new policy effective nationwide Wednesday requiring every customer entering the store to be wearing a face mask. Reaction was swift. A lot of Americans are quite insulted that WalMart, who doesn’t care if your butt is covered, is telling you that your face has to be.

By Argus Hamilton July 17, 2020
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The U.S. Supreme Court handed down a landmark decision on Thursday ruling that Eastern Oklahoma by signed treaty is still Indian Territory.

By Argus Hamilton July 13, 2020
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Arizona and Texas reported huge spikes in Covid infections Tuesday, setting off a panic south of the border.

By Argus Hamilton July 10, 2020
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John Wayne Airport in Orange County might be re-named due to a remark he made supporting white supremacy in a Playboy interview 50 years ago. It’s been John Wayne Airport for 40 years. ...

By Argus Hamilton July 5, 2020
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Liberty College will celebrate the Fourth of July by posting a detailed explanation and history of the Constitution and the reason behind each Article and each Amendment.

By Argus Hamilton July 3, 2020
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The Dixie Chicks dropped Dixie from their name so as not to offend anyone with the reference to the Confederacy. They’ll just be The Chicks, and only offend feminists. Also, to please the mob, AC/DC will be New Binary, Green Day will be The Green New Deal and The Police will be Defunded.

By Argus Hamilton June 28, 2020
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Warner Brothers in Hollywood announced last week its Looney Tunes Cartoon show on HBO Max will no longer show cartoon characters firing guns. The studio ruled that all guns are out. ...

By Argus Hamilton June 26, 2020
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The Hollywood Reporter warns that cable news hysteria could lead to viewer fatigue and lower ratings. All year long, the news has been nothing but Covid-19, shutdown, police brutality, rioting, and Black Lives Matter. Am I the only one who’s still fighting the scourge of plastic drinking straws?

By Argus Hamilton June 21, 2020
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President Trump holds a rally in Tulsa Saturday where a million people applied to attend but only 20,000 can get in. Expect a volcanic reaction against COVID shutdowns, riots, looting and monument desecration. America hasn’t lost all its marbles, but there’s definitely a hole in the bag.

By Argus Hamilton June 19, 2020
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President Trump took criticism from the media and Democrats Monday for scheduling a huge rally Saturday. The CDC concurred, saying the 20,000 attendees at the Trump rally in Tulsa are in danger from the spread of COVID-19. However, they said the 40,000 protesters will be completely safe.

By Argus Hamilton June 16, 2020
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The American Medical Journal says plastic surgeons are doing big business since re-opening due to pent-up demand.

By Argus Hamilton June 16, 2020
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The Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood is planning to re-open next weekend and resume our stand-up comedy shows. I’ve tried to stay cheerful during the shutdown. ...

By Argus Hamilton June 12, 2020
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An L.A. city official who slashed the Los Angeles Police Department budget Monday was found to have a private security force guarding her house. The idea was first tried back in the Sixties. The first person ever to defund the police was Andy Griffith, when he limited Barney Fife to one bullet.

June 10, 2020
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God Bless America, and how's everybody?

By Argus Hamilton June 7, 2020
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The Weather Channel reported Santa Ana breezes blew off the Imperial Desert into Southern California, heralding a new normal in our local weather. I’m so lulled by home confinement it took me by surprise. I can’t believe it’s riot season already and I still have my Covid season decorations up.

By Argus Hamilton June 5, 2020
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Ring magazine reports that Mike Tyson is looking to make a comeback at age fifty and wants a rematch with old foe Evander Holyfield.

By Argus Hamilton May 31, 2020
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The San Diego Union says that drug seizures are way up at the U.S.-Mexican border with help from the Mexican Army.

By Argus Hamilton May 28, 2020
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Los Angeles police began citing joggers and walkers who refused to wear facial covering while jogging or walking in public.

By Argus Hamilton May 25, 2020
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USA Today reports parents are worried about a possible lack of summer activities deemed safe enough for children and teenagers to enjoy. The outbreak has canceled church youth camps back in my home state of Oklahoma.

By Argus Hamilton May 22, 2020
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Los Angeles voters stunned pundits in the special election Tuesday when GOP candidate Mike Garcia upset a Democrat in a U.S. House race. It says a lot. Who knew that all you had to do was close down the beaches for a couple of months and L.A. would start electing Republicans to Congress.

By Argus Hamilton May 17, 2020
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Dr. Fauci went into self-quarantine last week, however he went on Skype from home to threaten to recommend closing down the 2020 sports seasons. He’s now threatening the sacred religion of college football. I say we open the country now before Oklahoma has to play Texas this fall on Zoom.

By Argus Hamilton May 15, 2020
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The National Restaurant Association vowed to help members create promotions to lure people back into eating out again. Hooters announced Friday it would give out free wings to moms on Mother’s Day.

By Argus Hamilton May 13, 2020
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President Trump will be targeted by a new House committee claiming he betrayed America by late actions on Covid-19. No one feels more betrayed lately than Generation X...

By Argus Hamilton May 8, 2020
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President Trump was optimistic Thursday, reporting progress in the war on COVID-19. We’re attacking the virus from three angles. Pfizer is working on a treatment, Oxford is working on a vaccine, and Trump just called Hillary to tell her he’s heard the virus is going to testify against her.

By Argus Hamilton May 3, 2020
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Willie Nelson went on social media last week to thank all his fans for their best wishes when he celebrated his 87th birthday.

By Argus Hamilton May 1, 2020
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NBC News reported the mayor of Las Vegas is getting backing from the Wynn Hotel after she revealed plans to re-open the city in mid- May. The city is confident it can handle any threat from the virus. The difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas is, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

By Argus Hamilton April 26, 2020
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President Trump’s convicted former lawyer Michael Cohen was one of thousands of prisoners freed due to the COVID-19 scare. The virus resulted in a feeling of forgiveness across the land. Any day, I expect to see a public health commercial in which O.J. Simpson assures us that gloves work.

By Argus Hamilton April 24, 2020
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The Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood remained closed for the thirtieth day Sunday, however the club has me performing an online topical comedy monologue each night on You Tube.

By Argus Hamilton April 19, 2020
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The White House reported mobile testing is available to determine immunity from the coronavirus with testing facilities now set up in all 50 states. Baby Boomers flocked to the test ...

By Argus Hamilton April 17, 2020
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A Chicago federal judge denied R. Kelly’s request for release from jail over his fear of COVID-19 Tuesday. It’s to protect all the witnesses to his behavior.

By Argus Hamilton April 10, 2020
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The New York Post says a Bengal Tiger in the Bronx Zoo in New York developed a dry cough over the weekend which prompted zoo veterinarians and epidemiologists to give the tiger a medical exam. The big cat tested positive for corona virus. Great, now I have to keep six feet away from tigers.

By Argus Hamilton April 7, 2020
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President Trump spoke solemnly to the American people at a press conference Tuesday and he laid out the sacrifices it will take to defeat the virus

By Argus Hamilton April 1, 2020
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Major League Baseball postponed the season scheduled to start this week due to Corona Virus that crossed the ocean to the U.S. from China this year.

By Argus Hamilton March 31, 2020
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President Trump continued calling the pandemic the virus rather than the Chinese virus this week. Trump said even though it started in Wuhan, he doesn’t want Chinese-Americans to feel stigmatized. Every country in the world has the Corona Virus now, but China got it right off the bat.

By Argus Hamilton March 27, 2020
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Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin expressed confidence a relief bill for business and workers is doable Tuesday.

By Argus Hamilton March 24, 2020
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New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft told reporters he wishes departing quarterback Tom Brady the best.

By Argus Hamilton March 20, 2020
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Ralph’s supermarket in Santa Monica reportedly made a $1 million in one day Thursday when customers panicked over the COVID-19 scare.

By Argus Hamilton March 17, 2020
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God Bless America, and how’s everybody? The National Institute of Health Director Dr. Anthony Fauci addressed Congress Thursday and warned that Corona Virus will spread before it begins to wane.

By Argus Hamilton March 13, 2020
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Psychology Today said it takes people about a week to recover from losing an hour of Sunday sleep due to the clock switch for Daylight Saving Time.

March 10, 2020
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The Comedy Store tonight will mark my forty-fourth year of performing at the world capital of comedy.

By Argus Hamilton March 6, 2020
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Wall Street staged a historic rally Monday after China reported Coronavirus is receding after scaring the whole world.

By Argus Hamilton March 3, 2020
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The Rolling Stones website announced that the group’s 2020 North American tour will begin in San Diego’s baseball stadium in May. They should be guarded by the CDC. If the Corona Virus gets into the dressing room and infects Keith Richards, the virus could mutate and live forever.

By Argus Hamilton February 28, 2020
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Harvey Weinstein was convicted on one rape charge in New York Monday and taken off to jail to await sentencing.

By Argus Hamilton February 25, 2020
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Michael Bloomberg dove into a piranha tank in Las Vegas Wednesday when Mike joined the Democratic debate against five battle-hardened candidates.

By Argus Hamilton February 21, 2020
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Michael Bloomberg’s presidential campaign leaked to Drudge Report Friday he wants Hillary Clinton to be his running mate should he get the Democratic nomination.

By Argus Hamilton February 18, 2020
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The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show aired live from Madison Square Garden on Monday and Tuesday in New York.

By Argus Hamilton February 14, 2020
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Chris Matthews and James Carville sounded the alarm to fellow Democrats Monday about big government socialists.

By Argus Hamilton February 11, 2020
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President Trump took a victory lap Wednesday at the National Prayer Breakfast and a White House gathering of Republican lawmakers that stood by him during impeachment.

By Argus Hamilton February 7, 2020
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The Anglican Communion met in England and voted to suspend the U.S. Episcopal Church for sanctioning gay marriage.

By Argus Hamilton February 4, 2020
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The Super Bowl will include an interview with President Trump before the game.

By Argus Hamilton January 31, 2020
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The New York Times weighed in on the Democratic presidential race Thursday by giving out their endorsement just 10 days before the Iowa caucuses.

By Argus Hamilton January 28, 2020
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Fox News switched to regular programming Wednesday with updates on the Senate trial after terrible ratings during the first day of full coverage.

By Argus Hamilton January 24, 2020
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Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers blamed Sunday’s playoff loss to the 49ers on not having home field advantage.

By Argus Hamilton January 21, 2020
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Duchess Meghan began her Canadian publicity barrage Tuesday by sailing across Vancouver Sound to visit a women’s shelter.

By Argus Hamilton January 17, 2020
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Drake University hosted the debate between the dwindling numbers of Democratic candidates Tuesday in Iowa.

By Argus Hamilton January 14, 2020
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Graceland in Memphis had a vigil Wednesday to mark the eighty-fifth anniversary of the birth of Elvis Presley.

By Argus Hamilton January 10, 2020
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God Bless America, and how’s everybody? The Golden Globe Awards were highlighted by Ricky Gervais’ blistering and hilarious anti-PC opening monologue. It didn’t go unnoticed in Washington. Ricky Gervais could be impeached and removed from show business for attacking Hollywood without first obtaining Congressional approval.

By Argus Hamilton January 7, 2020
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Joe Scarborough ripped the Democratic candidates for their debate performances Friday for wandering so far left they are being mocked. There’s a new debates drinking game that’s sweeping the nation.

By Argus Hamilton January 3, 2020
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God Bless America, and how’s everybody? Here’s a taste of of our annual Year in Jokes. The New England Patriots owner Bob Kraft was charged with hiring prostitutes at an Asian massage parlor in Florida. During his team’s post-Super Bowl scandal two years ago when they were accused of deflating footballs, Kraft stated that nobody played with his balls. Well, now there’s video.

By Argus Hamilton December 31, 2019
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Quentin Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” was nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Comedy Motion Picture, which was set in the world-changing year of 1969.

By Argus Hamilton December 27, 2019
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The Titanic II is set to sail from England to New York next April.

By Argus Hamilton December 20, 2019
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Southern California mountains were under a frost alert Monday as a cold front from Alaska roared into L.A.

By Argus Hamilton December 17, 2019
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The Bob Hope Foundation and Trust donated sixty years of his stand-up comedy monologues from his radio shows, his TV shows and his USO show performances to the Smithsonian Museum in the nation’s capital.

By Argus Hamilton December 13, 2019
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HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? Politico reported that Harris Polling ran a national poll of Democratic voters asking who they support for president. The list included Hillary and John Kerry. Hillary won with 21%, followed by Biden with 20%, Bernie at 12%, Liz at 10%, and Kerry just lucky the race wasn’t held at Santa Anita.

By Argus Hamilton December 10, 2019
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The New York Times anointed 16-year-old Swedish eco-warrior Greta Thunberg the hero this planet needs as she sailed to a climate change conference in Spain today.

By Argus Hamilton December 3, 2019
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WalMart opened its doors at six o’clock on Thanksgiving Day, kicking off Black Friday retail sales.

By Argus Hamilton November 29, 2019
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The National Retail Federation reported that Americans this year will spend over $1 trillion dollars on Christmas.

By Argus Hamilton November 26, 2019
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The Sporting News released its rankings of the one hundred and fifty greatest college football players of all time Thursday.

By Argus Hamilton November 22, 2019
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San Francisco’s new District Attorney declared he will allow the residents of San Francisco to pee anywhere they like any time they like without any fear of being prosecuted.

By Argus Hamilton November 19, 2019
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Thanksgiving Week is predicted to be the busiest travel week in history both on the road and in the air by the Transportation Department Wednesday.

By Argus Hamilton November 15, 2019
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HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? The National Retail Federation predicted Americans will spend $465 billion dollars on Christmas gifts this year. It starts with the Black Friday melee. WalMart announced it will be closed on Thanksgiving Day until six o’clock, so that both cashiers can be with their families.

By Argus Hamilton November 12, 2019
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The Nutcracker Suite will play in Hollywood at the Dolby Theater starting early in December this year.

By Argus Hamilton November 8, 2019
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God bless America, and how’s everybody? The Beverly Hills Courthouse put up its Nativity Scene on the lawn Monday, which is annually a major tourist attraction despite hostility to the display by locals. The other night a smart aleck asked me what Jesus’ full name was. So I dropped a bowling ball on his foot and he got all three right.

By Argus Hamilton November 5, 2019
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Carrie Fisher: A Life on the Edge is a new biography of the greatly-beloved “Star Wars” legend who died two years ago after a wild Hollywood life.

By Argus Hamilton November 1, 2019
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California firefighters battled wildfires in Wine Country and below the Getty Center museum Sunday as rolling power blackouts were ordered statewide to reduce the fire danger.

By Argus Hamilton October 29, 2019
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The NBC station in Dallas apologized for endangering public safety when they refused to cut into the Dallas Cowboys’ game Sunday to warn of arriving tornadoes.

By Argus Hamilton October 25, 2019
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The Sooner Schooner pioneer wagon crashed after an Oklahoma touchdown Saturday.

By Argus Hamilton October 22, 2019
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New York former mayor and Bloomberg News founder Michael Bloomberg revealed Tuesday he may join the Democratic race for president.

By Argus Hamilton October 18, 2019
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North Carolina police arrested three workers at a senior living home for staging a Fight Club for dementia patients Monday.

By Argus Hamilton October 15, 2019
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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones stood by his coach who got the team penalized Sunday for swearing at an NFL referee over a bad call. It’s worse in the NBA.

By Argus Hamilton October 11, 2019
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God bless America, and how’s everybody?  USA Today reports a Georgia high school suspended a teacher Friday for telling her students that boys who display the Confederate flag will someday grow up to marry their sisters. I applaud the suspension. I think it’s about time the US education system took a stand against revealing spoilers.

By Argus Hamilton October 8, 2019
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President Trump went nuts over the Biden family’s Ukraine deal Tuesday while Hunter’s ex-wife said he’s a coke addict.

By Argus Hamilton October 4, 2019
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God bless America, and how’s everybody? Publisher’s Weekly reports Demi Moore’s tell-all autobiography is a huge best-seller in which the star recounts her movie career, her love life, and her married life. It’s sad how Demi Moore’s book revealed that Ashton Kutcher cheated on her. I thought she would’ve raised him better than that.

October 1, 2019
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The Hollywood Reporter reports the studios will roll out lots of Halloween movies next month and Hulu will be steaming horror movies as well.

September 27, 2019
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Rush Limbaugh on the radio Thursday defended smoking e-cigarettes, pointing out it is simply vaporized nicotine.

September 24, 2019
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Kentucky Fried Chicken introduced its new KFC Chicken and Donuts Dinner Wednesday.

By Argus Hamilton September 20, 2019
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Psychology Today published a study which monitored the amount of alcohol that James Bond drinks and how often he drinks during the six decades of Bond movies.

By Argus Hamilton September 17, 2019
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President Trump expressed confidence Thursday in Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s ability to get England out of the European Union and into a free trade deal with the United States.

By Argus Hamilton September 13, 2019
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HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? The Hollywood Reporter published an article on Friday on plans by celebrities to influence the 2020 presidential election on TV, in the movies, at awards shows and on social media.

By Argus Hamilton September 10, 2019
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Hurricane Dorian washed ashore 16 bricks of cocaine worth over $400,000 sealed inside delivery packets onto the beach in Florida on Tuesday.

By Argus Hamilton September 6, 2019
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The Weather Channel tracked Hurricane Dorian Thursday as it missed Puerto Rico heading up to the Eastern Seaboard.

By Argus Hamilton August 30, 2019
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BEVERLY HILLS — God bless America, and how’s everybody?      President Trump took Air Force One to France on Friday to meet with the Group of Seven industrial leaders in the resort of Biarritz. Trump has three agenda items on his plate. He wants to talk them into fair trade deals, remind them of their NATO dues and make an offer on Normandy.

August 27, 2019
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The Labor Department says U.S. workers did not take hundreds of millions of August vacation days owed to them in order to stay on the job.

By Argus Hamilton August 23, 2019
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HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? The New England Patriots open the defense of their Super Bowl title with the season-opening game against the Pittsburgh Steelers September 8th. Under owner Robert Kraft, the Patriots have won six Super Bowl rings. Last week, Joe Biden phoned Kraft and congratulated him on his sex ring.

By Argus Hamilton August 20, 2019
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President Trump campaigned in Pennsylvania on Monday while Bernie, Liz and Biden tore it up in Iowa.

By Argus Hamilton August 16, 2019
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HOLLYWOOD--God bless America, and how›s everybody?  The Wall Street Journal reports that bankruptcies are on the rise across America this summer with many upscale lifestyles in jeopardy. One trait the Americans inherited from the British is the determination to keep up appearances.

By Argus Hamilton August 13, 2019
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Victoria’s Secret hired its first transgender catalogue model Friday, the same day Netflix added a transgender character to Rocko’s Modern Life.

By Argus Hamilton August 9, 2019
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The Baltimore Sun reported Saturday that four Baltimore Orioles fans were kicked out of the team’s Camden Yards stadium on Friday night for unfurling a pro-Trump banner in the bleachers.

By Argus Hamilton August 6, 2019
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Detroit hosted round two of the Democratic presidential candidates’ debates this week with TV pundits split over who won.

By Argus Hamilton August 2, 2019
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God bless America, and how’s everybody? Jerry Seinfeld, now appearing on “Comedians in Cars Having Coffee”, ripped longtime nemesis Bobcat Goldthwait on the air, as neither one thinks the other’s material is even bearable. America has a unique way of letting the world know which jokes we will tolerate and which jokes we won’t. We let the voters decide.

By Argus Hamilton July 30, 2019
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Robert Mueller drew disappointed reviews from Democrats for his testimony before Congress on Wednesday.

By Argus Hamilton July 26, 2019
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HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? The New York Times ignited a controversy Monday by saying the NASA Mercury, Gemini and Apollo missions to put a man on the moon in the late 1960s was a racist endeavor. That’s an easy point for leftists to argue. By the time Michael Jackson performed the Moonwalk, even HE was white.

By Argus Hamilton July 23, 2019
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“Framing John DeLorean” is a film about the creator of the Delorean car made famous in “Back to the Future.”

By Argus Hamilton July 19, 2019
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The Weather Channel reports the return of the Santa Ana breezes to Southern California this week baking Los Angeles in triple-digit temperatures.

By Argus Hamilton July 16, 2019
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The U.S. Women’s soccer team was showered by a confetti parade on the Canyon of Heroes in New York on Wednesday after winning the World Cup.

By Argus Hamilton July 12, 2019
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Los Angeles withstood 2,000 aftershocks over the weekend from the two earthquakes that hit last weekend.

By Argus Hamilton July 9, 2019
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President Trump hosted a spectacular fireworks show at the Lincoln Memorial underlined by an Army tank parade and flyovers.

By Argus Hamilton July 5, 2019
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Politico reports the Democratic presidential candidates are fanning across Iowa to campaign at July Fourth events tomorrow.

By Argus Hamilton July 2, 2019
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The History Channel aired a special about the stories behind all the White House furnishings Friday.

By Argus Hamilton June 28, 2019
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The Weather Channel reports high pressure maintaining its grip on the country today, sending temperature readings into the triple digits from Southern California all the way to the Carolinas. You can tell summer has finally arrived. WalMart and Target just put out their Christmas decorations.

By Argus Hamilton June 25, 2019
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Donald of Orange kicked off his 2020 campaign in Orlando, prompting Creepy Joe, Bolshevik Bernie, Elizabeth Wahoo Warren and Mayor Pete to vow to defeat him.

By Argus Hamilton June 21, 2019
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The National Retail Federation reported Americans spent a record $18 billion on Father’s Day gifts, including clothing, gifts and cards.

June 18, 2019
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The Weather Channel reported the annual Santa Ana Winds arrived in Southern California this week, turning the L.A. Basin and the San Fernando Valley into dry-heat ovens.

By Argus Hamilton June 14, 2019
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The Weather Channel reported the Santa Ana winds arrived in Southern California on Monday, baking Los Angeles in 100-degree heat.

By Argus Hamilton June 11, 2019
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President Trump returned from England to face an overlooked domestic crisis.

By Argus Hamilton June 7, 2019
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God bless America, and how’s everybody? Buckingham Palace was the setting for Queen Elizabeth’s state dinner for President Trump and first lady Melania on Monday.

By Argus Hamilton June 4, 2019
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American Heritage historians published an article saying that the citizens of the United States are more divided politically today than at any time since the Civil War. Partisan rage is palpable. The latest poll shows that 50 percent of Americans think the other 50 percent have lost their minds.

By Argus Hamilton May 31, 2019
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The Weather Channel reported torrential rainstorms pounding the Southwest after last week’s string of tornadoes. Thousands of square miles are now under water.

By Argus Hamilton May 28, 2019
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Woodstock’s 50th anniversary concert was likely canceled as backers fled the baby boomer vanity project. We’ve changed in 50 years.

By Argus Hamilton May 24, 2019
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NBA officials expressed concern over lower TV ratings in the NBA playoffs this year.

By Argus Hamilton May 21, 2019
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New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft won a ruling from his Florida judge that blocked airing a video of him receiving oral sex from an Asian prostitute, leading to a likely dismissal of all charges.

By Argus Hamilton May 17, 2019
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Alyssa Milano protested a Georgia abortion law on Friday by demanding that every woman in the U.S. go on a sex strike against men until women retrieve what Milano calls their reproductive rights.

By Argus Hamilton May 14, 2019
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Prince Harry and Meghan named their baby boy Archie Harrison Mountbatten Windsor.

By Argus Hamilton May 10, 2019
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St. Luke’s Methodist Church in OKC will host a fundraiser where I’ll perform Thursday for the First Step rehab.

By Argus Hamilton May 7, 2019
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The Kentucky Derby is run on Saturday at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Kentucky.

By Argus Hamilton May 3, 2019
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Game of Thrones riveted many of the nation’s TV viewers Sunday airing on HBO as well as streaming on Amazon.

By Argus Hamilton April 30, 2019
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Hillary Clinton announced that she read the Mueller Report and that crimes were committed in 2016. It seems a little early for her to turn state’s evidence. No one will say Hillary declaring Trump belongs in prison is like the pot calling the kettle black, for fear of being linked to Kate Smith.

By Argus Hamilton April 26, 2019
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Ukrainians elected comedian Volodymyr Zelensky president by a huge majority Sunday. Do not EVER doubt America’s ability to positively influence the world. ...

By Argus Hamilton April 23, 2019
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Queen Elizabeth and the Royal Family attended Good Friday services at the St. George Chapel in Windsor Castle. I may be the easiest-grace Anglican you ever knew. I believe whole heartedly that Jesus died to save me from my sins and I would hate to give him nothing to do up there.

By Argus Hamilton April 19, 2019
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President Trump sent out tweets during the Masters on Sunday as he rooted for his buddy Tiger Woods to win. Afterwards Tiger got a nice tweet from Trump. He never let his marriage-wrecking mistresses interfere with his golf game or his rise to the top, and neither did Woods.

By Argus Hamilton April 16, 2019
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Lori Loughlin got a harsh lecture from the judge for bribing her daughter’s way into USC.

By Argus Hamilton April 12, 2019
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The American Heart Association will hold Heart Walks in cities this summer to promote heart health.

By Argus Hamilton April 2, 2019
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The History Channel will air a four-part series on the life of Jesus. I’m glad he lived when he did. If Jesus offered to feed the 5,000 with six loaves of bread and 12 fishes today, the crowd would demand to know if the bread was gluten-free and if the fish had been tested for mercury.

By Argus Hamilton March 22, 2019
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The New York Post said the FBI labeled its college admissions scandal bust Operation Varsity Blues.

By Argus Hamilton March 15, 2019
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House Democrats revealed plans to introduce gun control legislation in this session of Congress on Friday, believing that the time is politically right.

By Argus Hamilton March 5, 2019
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North Korea’s Kim Jung Un sat across a table from President Trump before their meeting as reporters looked on. The U.S. media stayed in character.

By Argus Hamilton March 1, 2019
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The Academy Awards were held on Sunday at the Nokia Theater in Hollywood on Hollywood Boulevard.

By Argus Hamilton February 26, 2019
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Focus on the Family called on Americans to commit to a renewal of family time together away from social media to help ease family tensions caused by isolation.

By Argus Hamilton February 22, 2019
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The Los Angeles Times weighed in on Sunday’s Oscars, declaring that “Black Panther” deserves to win the Oscar for best motion picture.

By Argus Hamilton February 19, 2019
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George Washington will be honored on Presidents Day in speeches and in festivities at Mount Vernon.

By Argus Hamilton February 15, 2019
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Virginia’s governorship looks up for grabs after a cascade of scandals by the state leaders last week.

By Argus Hamilton February 12, 2019
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L.A. Rams Coach Sean McVay was praised for admitting to reporters he got out-coached in the Super Bowl.

By Argus Hamilton February 8, 2019
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The New England Patriots won their eighth Super Bowl Sunday, holding the L.A. Rams to three points.

By Argus Hamilton February 5, 2019
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The Chicago Daily News said the Polar Vortex completely froze the Chicago River and turned Lake Michigan into a glacier last week.

By Argus Hamilton February 1, 2019
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President Trump plans to give a president’s annual message to the nation anyway after Nancy Pelosi disinvited him from the House Chamber.

By Argus Hamilton January 24, 2019
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President Trump canceled Nancy Pelosi’s scheduled flight to Afghanistan aboard a U.S. military jet Thursday, citing the need to reduce government services due to the shutdown. It hit her hard.

By Argus Hamilton January 18, 2019
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President Trump invited House and Senate Democrats to the White House to discuss a deal to end the shutdown Wednesday but nobody showed up.

By Argus Hamilton January 17, 2019
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President Trump told a convention of farmers Monday he’ll see that vetted farm workers and household help can cross the U.S. border back and forth easily.

By Argus Hamilton January 15, 2019
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President Trump stormed out of a brief White House meeting with Democrats Wednesday that failed to settle the government shutdown.

By Argus Hamilton January 11, 2019
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The Comedy Store hosted a synagogue for our Very Jewish Christmas show Tuesday. Beverly Hills is where Jewish people live in Spanish houses, drive German cars and eat Chinese.

By Argus Hamilton January 8, 2019
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Welcome to the latest part of our week in review of the past year, 2018 in jokes.

By Argus Hamilton January 4, 2019
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Thousands of young men in California say they used to be a Christian, but they say they’re much happier now as Christine.

By Argus Hamilton January 1, 2019
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The Comedy Store in La Jolla is hosting my annual New Year’s show Monday.

December 28, 2018
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The Central American caravan of migrants stood at the border Thursday and made a proffer to the U.S. authorities at the border and in the White House.

By Argus Hamilton December 26, 2018
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Men’s Health published a study aimed at Baby Boomer men that said if we exercise daily, eat healthy, and don’t smoke or drink alcohol it will add ten years to our lives.

By Argus Hamilton December 21, 2018
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The Department of Transportation said a record number of people will travel to be with family and friends over the holidays.

By Argus Hamilton December 18, 2018
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The Central American caravan of migrants stood at the border Thursday and made a proffer to the U.S. authorities at the border and in the White House.

By Argus Hamilton December 14, 2018
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The Las Vegas Walk of Stars honored the late comedian Don Rickles. His death last year drew a nice eulogy from President Trump.

By Argus Hamilton December 11, 2018
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PETA said using phrases like killing two birds with one stone is akin to using racist, sexist, homophobic language. It gets worse.

By Argus Hamilton December 7, 2018
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George HW Bush was flown to Washington for his funeral today at the National Cathedral.

By Argus Hamilton December 4, 2018
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President Trump’s old lawyer Michael Cohen pled guilty to Congress Thursday.

By Argus Hamilton November 30, 2018
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God Bless America, and how’s everybody? The Department of Transportation said 60 million people traveled on Thanksgiving, which is a record.

By Argus Hamilton November 27, 2018
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The Department of Transportation said sixty million people traveled on Thanksgiving, which is a record. Staying in L.A. just wasn’t as fun for me this year.

By Argus Hamilton November 23, 2018
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God Bless America, and how’s everybody? Stormy Daniels’ attorney Michael Avenatti was back in front of the TV cameras on Thursday after his arrest in Los Angeles.

By Argus Hamilton November 20, 2018
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Fox News did a story on a new hot-selling stuffed doll called Trumpy Bear for children which wears a MAGA cap comes with a U.S. flag. The cute little thing even talks.

By Argus Hamilton November 16, 2018
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The Powerball Lottery paid off a huge jackpot winner in Iowa Monday. As the jackpot grows, we all fantasize about what we’d do if we won it.

By Argus Hamilton November 13, 2018
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The Department of Transportation warned Tuesday this year’s Thanksgiving Weekend travel volume will be the heaviest in U.S. history.

By Argus Hamilton November 9, 2018
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BEVERLY HILLS--God Bless America, and how’s everybody? President Trump announced Thursday he’s sending fifteen thousand troops to the border to halt the Guatemalan caravan that’s trudging north through Mexico now.

By Argus Hamilton November 6, 2018
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West Hollywood hosted the nation’s largest and most festive Halloween Parade on Wednesday with one million revelers strolling on Santa Monica Boulevard.

By Argus Hamilton November 2, 2018
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A Brut Cosmetics poll shows Americans take more showers and use more deodorant than any country in the world.

By Argus Hamilton October 30, 2018
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The New York Police announced they will work with the FBI to track down who sent a 10th package made to look like a bomb to Democrats on Thursday.

By Argus Hamilton October 26, 2018
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The Washington Post ripped President Trump for calling Stormy Daniels a Horse Face, saying his obnoxious statements and brusque behavior set a bad example.

By Argus Hamilton October 23, 2018
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USA Today reported that Americans spent two hundred thirty-four billion dollars last year on alcoholic beverages. Booze gets the party going.

By Argus Hamilton October 19, 2018
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Stormy Daniels’s defamation of character lawsuit against President Trump was dismissed by the federal judge in Manhattan Monday.

By Argus Hamilton October 16, 2018
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Homeland Security announced everyone with a cell phone would receive a text from President Trump Wednesday as a national test of the new Emergency Broadcast System

By Argus Hamilton October 5, 2018
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Brett Kavanaugh’s Senate testimony included letters from female classmate friends on Thursday saying he never engaged in any drunken misbehavior.

By Argus Hamilton October 2, 2018
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Tiger Woods roared to his first victory in five years Sunday at the Tour Championship. A good swing never leaves you.

By Argus Hamilton September 25, 2018
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HOLLYWOOD — God Bless America, and how’s everybody? Brett Kavanaugh must tell the Senate about his sex behavior at a high school party he didn’t attend Monday. It’s crazy.

By Argus Hamilton September 21, 2018
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Christianity Today published an article about the latest Bible translations and compared their scriptures to standard texts. They take a few liberties.

By Argus Hamilton September 18, 2018
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God Bless America, and how’s everybody? Judge Brett Kavanaugh in his opening statement to his Senate confirmation hearing Tuesday said he is optimistic.

By Argus Hamilton September 7, 2018
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The Hollywood Reporter listed last-minute changes in the fall network TV lineups, bumping the premieres of some new TV shows to January. Some of the new additions have hit written all over them. NBC just picked up the McCain funeral for 22 episodes for the 2018-19 season.

By Argus Hamilton September 4, 2018
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Arizona Sen. John McCain died Saturday following a yearlong struggle with brain cancer, which finally took down the tempestuous Republican and war hero. He had a visceral dislike for President Trump. Imagine McCain’s fury when he gets to heaven and it’s decorated like Mar-a-Lago.

By Argus Hamilton August 28, 2018
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God Bless America, and how’s everybody? NBC News reports President Trump is considering a proposal by Blackwater Security founder Erik Prince to privatize the Afghanistan war using U.S. mercenaries who report to the president.

By Argus Hamilton August 21, 2018
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Motown’s Aretha Franklin died after a long illness Thursday at home in Detroit.

By Argus Hamilton August 17, 2018
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The FBI fired agent Peter Stzrok in the wake of the investigation into his partisan behavior in 2016 while he was investigating both Hillary and Trump.

By Argus Hamilton August 14, 2018
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All in the Family’s Norman Lear agreed to create new sitcoms for CBS saying as a committed liberal he feels a lot like Dr. Frankenstein right now. That’s because people always wondered what would happen if you gave Archie Bunker a billion dollars and now we know. He’s in the White House.

By Argus Hamilton August 10, 2018
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President Trump is taking a few weeks off on a golf vacation at his Trump National Golf Club which he owns in Bedminster, New Jersey. A few years ago, Trump revealed future plans to build a cemetery for himself alongside the 18th fairway there. That’s one sure way to finish six-under.

By Argus Hamilton August 7, 2018
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God Bless America, and how’s everybody? The Comedy Store Tonight starring Argus Hamilton debuted on You Tube on Tuesday night before a terrific studio audience.

By Argus Hamilton August 3, 2018
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The Episcopal Church and its daughter Methodist Church moved closer to a full communion with a joint committee’s proposal to the each church’s next convention.

By Argus Hamilton July 27, 2018
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President Trump was criticized by nutritionists last weekend for setting a bad example with his love of Big Macs and Kentucky Fried Chicken.

By Argus Hamilton July 24, 2018
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Shark Week begins tonight on the Discovery Channel with amazing video of shark life.

By Argus Hamilton July 20, 2018
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Joe Biden encouraged Ukrainians to vote in their upcoming parliamentary elections this coming month. He offered U.S. millions to help Ukraine as long as Ukrainian leaders tackle corruption. Let's face it, if anything will stop corruption, it's bribing someone to stop corruption.

By Argus Hamilton August 18, 2014
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