Hamilton: Delorean was big dealer on several levels
HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody?
“Framing John DeLorean” is a film about the creator of the Delorean car made famous in “Back to the Future.” An FBI sting in 1983 busted the automaker for trafficking cocaine. The movie includes a clip of me performing a joke on Carson congratulating DeLorean for being named Dealer of the Year.
President Donald Trump incited outrage against four female House foes Wednesday by telling a rally they’re anti-American, after the four went on the “CBS Morning Show” to incite outrage against Trump by calling him racist. I don’t know what to be outraged about today. They haven’t told me yet.
Boston prosecutors threw in the towel in the underage waiter groping case against Hollywood star Kevin Spacey after the alleged victim erased cell phone messages deemed exculpatory by the defense. All charges were dropped against Spacey. Jeffrey Epstein just regained the will to live.
The Columbus Dispatch reported on wedding bells ringing for senior citizens Thursday. They said a 100-year-old man in downstate Ohio married a 103-year-old woman in a civil ceremony. He says he’s been into older women all his life and she’s the only one left.
New Yorkers got rave reviews for the calm and festive way they reacted to last Saturday’s Midtown blackout. Broadway cast members went out and performed their musical numbers on the street. However, Jennifer Lopez had to cancel her concert because the computer that sings for her lost power.
The L.A. Museum is displaying patent medicines from the 1890s which included Cocaine Tooth Drops, Opium Cough Syrup, Coca Wine and Bayer’s Heroin. That’s the decade we conquered Cuba, Puerto Rico Guam and Philippines in a month. Never say America can’t win the War on Drugs.
New Mexico is bracing for the million people who have signed up to come to Roswell next month and march en masse to the secret, Air Force-guarded Area 51. It’s long been suspected as a space alien crash landing site. In a brilliant move to boost tourism, New Jersey was just re-named Area 52.
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her three leftist colleagues dominated media coverage in their War on Trump. It’s left the presidential candidates scrambling for attention. On Monday, Joe Biden challenged Trump to a push-up contest, but I think they’d look a little silly in Wonder Bras.
Congress split Monday on a motion by Democrats to censure Trump while spending bills and infrastructure bills remain unpassed. Our refusal to seek solutions together is like the man who died from drinking. When a friend asked his family if he had tried AA, they said no, it wasn’t that bad.
The White House countered claims that Trump is racist by citing all the civil rights awards he earned from Jesse Jackson and Harlem politicians. People who know Trump say that he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body. Democrats say he has 206 bones, all of them racist.
Trump actually gained five points in one poll Wednesday following his dust-up with the four female socialist House members who identify as Democrats. There’s very little room in the political middle today. I’m a swing voter, so I get to choose Nazis today, Communists tomorrow.
NBC aired a 1992 NBC News story about a party Trump threw for NFL cheerleaders at Mar a Lago, where he and Jeffrey Epstein are seen standing by the dance floor watching the cheerleaders dance. The girls are in their 20s. Epstein looks like he’s watching an episode of “The Golden Girls.”
The Washington Monument is stage-lit as a Saturn rocket that propelled Apollo 11 to the first moon landing 50 years ago Saturday. The war on history continues. Any minute I expect House Democrats to denounce the mission for colonizing the moon and turning it into an all-white golf club.
Click Below to: