Originally Published: May 26, 2018 6 a.m.
BEVERLY HILLS — God bless America, and how’s everybody?
President Trump called off his summit with Kim Jung Un at a Singapore hotel due to renewed war threats by North Korea’s vice chairman. It has caused both North Korea’s diplomats and U.S. diplomats to call the hotel in Singapore with the same message. Cancel the hookers, he’s not coming.
President Trump canceled the summit with North Korea Thursday before North Korea offered to resume talks with the U.S. The negotiations are fierce. When it was first announced that Trump broke things off with Kim Jung Un, I just assumed that Trump had dumped him for Miss South Korea.
Nancy Pelosi ridiculed Trump’s pulling out of the Korean peace summit Thursday just hours before Kim gave in and offered to re-start talks. Democrats are forced to choose which is worse, a nuclear war with North Korea or Trump capturing the Nobel Peace Prize. They’re thinking it over.
The DEA blamed desert biker gangs for the rise in the manufacture and distribution of crystal meth in L.A. Yesterday morning at the grocery store, I think I was standing in line behind a crystal meth addict. He gave the cashier a big smile and the bar scanner picked it up as a pair of sauce pans.
The NFL owners voted to require players on the field to stand for the National Anthem. It’s an explosive issue that divides the nation. L.A. police squad cars may replace their sirens with the National Anthem, so that when fleeing suspects hear it, they drop to one knee and are easier to catch.
Morgan Freeman was named by eight women Thursday who came out and said he’d sexually harassed them while they worked on movie sets with him. It’s not his fault. Morgan Freeman played God so convincingly in a Jim Carrey movie that women think he can see through their clothes.
Morgan Freeman apologized Thursday after eight women revealed details of his lewd remarks and sexual propositions on the set at the movie studios. Before that, the star had claimed innocence. Freeman insisted that he was just rehearsing narrating an upcoming Harvey Weinstein documentary.
Stormy Daniels was in West Hollywood Wednesday where she signed thousands of her t-shirts inscribed Make America Horny Again. This saga certainly completes a thirty-year cycle that began in the Eighties. We had an actor in the presidency and now we’ve had a president in an actor.
Harvey Weinstein was prepared to surrender himself to New York police Friday on charges of sexual assault. It’s a tricky case as far as seeking justice is concerned. That’s because shower-sex is Harvey Weinstein’s thing, so sending him to prison is just a classic case of rewarding bad behavior.
Seattle’s disgraced former head of the NAACP Rachel Dolezol was arrested for felony welfare fraud. The woman is clearly nuts. She was fired by the NAACP when it was discovered she was really white and had made herself up to pass as a black person, an apparent attempt at suicide by cop.
The White House demanded a probe of Hillary Clinton’s for using FBI spies. Last week in her Yale speech, she made fun of Trump by holding up a Russian fur hat and saying if you can’t beat them, join them. Now Hillary could face a special prosecutor for stealing a joke from Yakov Smirnov.
President Trump gave a posthumous pardon to the first black heavyweight boxing champion, Jack Johnson. He was convicted a hundred years ago for transporting a white woman across state lines for immoral purposes. Today there’s a statue honoring him in the Kardashian family courtyard.