Originally Published: October 26, 2015 6:02 a.m.
HOLLYWOOD-God Bless America, and how's everybody?
Bob Woodward says in "The Last of the President's Men" that Richard Nixon sexually harassed his female White House staffers. The women all said he was clumsy and creepy. When the Watergate scandal broke Nixon could never figure out who Deep Throat was because none of them ever said yes.
People magazine profiled Donald Trump's wife Melania with a cover story on the Trump family life. The article quoted his two ex-wives saying he'd make a great president. How can others compete with a guy who has a happy family life that's in the news plus two happy family lives that are in syndication?
Jeb Bush reports raising $13 million for his presidential campaign during the last quarter. However, he and his staff have begun staying in cheaper motels in order to save money. This would make Jeb Bush the first politician ever to book a room in a cheap motel to get a little sleep.
Fox Sports announced Sunday Alex Rodriguez will serve as a studio analyst for Major League Baseball playoff games and World Series games this next week. Also on the panel will be Pete Rose. The two men will be standing on the TV studio floor together in the Missing Whitey Bulger formation.
University of Chicago scientists released a study, which discovered that dolphins have the best memories in all the animal kingdom. The study concluded that dolphins can be cute and cuddly or they can be lethally dangerous, but they remember everything. So it's pretty obvious they are Sicilian.