Column: Missouri race issues no surprise
Attorney General Eric Holder spent an hour on TV reading out a list of civil rights violations by the Ferguson police Wednesday. His voice grew more and more incredulous as he listed the incidents of racial profiling. Bi-coastal hot shots are always amazed to discover that Missouri is a Southern state.
NSA leaker Edward Snowden announced from Russia Tuesday that he's willing to return to the U.S. if he's guaranteed a fair trial. He's homesick. Ed Snowden was allowed to stay in Russia only after he agreed to pose for a picture with a shirtless Vladimir Putin, who held him upside down like a big fish.
North Korea's dictator Kim Jung Un addressed his military officers Thursday and ordered them to prepare for an all-out war with the U.S. He's such a baby. For his last birthday, Iran gave him some chemical weapons but when he opened the container you could tell by the look on his face that he already has some.
President Obama insisted Tuesday that the worldwide terrorist strikes can't be attributed to any one religion. He back up the assertion that terrorism is caused by joblessness and prior colonialism. However for the first time the president clearly and distinctly identified the enemy by name, Fox News.
National Intelligence Director James Clapper last week warned Congress the U.S. is in imminent danger of attack. The next day Secretary of State John Kerry said that we've never been safer. When asked if the administration was sending out mixed messages, a White House spokesman said yes and no.
The Pentagon expressed concern Wednesday that the U.S.-trained Iraqi Army about to fight ISIS forces for the city of Tikrit is being led by Iran's Revolutionary Guard. You need a scorecard. If you don't know who the Revolutionary Guard is, they're our allies who we'll be fighting this time next year.