Originally Published: July 31, 2014 6 a.m.
HOLLYWOOD - Happy Thursday and God Bless America and how's everybody?
Russia responded to U.S. sanctions by accusing the McDonald's restaurants in Moscow of consumer fraud. It's a crackdown on American fast food joints. Russia ordered McDonald's to post the calorie count on all their menu items and they're forcing Cinnabon to post its death toll.
John Kerry returned to Washington from brokering peace talks between the two sides in the war in Gaza. He's really done a remarkable thing - he's gotten the Israelis and Palestinians to reach an accord. They have agreed to stop shooting at each other and unite to shoot at Kerry.
The Sarah Palin Channel was marketed on the Internet Monday for ten dollars a month to viewers. Already people want refunds. Guys in Los Angeles complain that last night they watched the Sarah Palin Channel for almost two hours and she didn't even take off her glasses.
President Obama slapped trade, energy and financial sanctions on Russia Tuesday after the E.U. agreed to levy the same sanctions . The Russians didn't exactly fold on the news. Vladimir Putin immediately offered to arm-wrestle President Obama, the winner gets Ukraine.