Column: Mrs. Manson claims top lunatic ranking
HOLLYWOOD-Happy Wednesday, everybody, and God bless America.
Charles Manson married a 26-year-old Los Angeles woman named Star last weekend in California State Prison. She showed off her wedding ring to photographers on Sunday. The weird thing about marrying Charles Manson is that for the rest of your life, you'll be known as the crazy one.
Dick Cheney went on "Meet the Press" with Chuck Todd Sunday and defended the CIA's enhanced interrogation techniques. The former vice president doesn't just talk the talk, he walks the walk. Just last weekend in Las Vegas, Cheney went backstage at the Rio after the show and got Teller to talk.
Joe Biden helped light the National Menorah on the ellipse in front of the White House Tuesday to mark the the first day of Hanukkah. His future isn't clear. Joe Biden confided to reporters he will decide whether he's going to run for president in 2016 by next spring or summer, whichever comes first.
Congress passed a budget and decided not to shut down the government Friday. They have car payments to make, and these guys can't exist in the nation's capital without a car. Congressmen must drive their own cars because cab drivers refuse to pick up people who are statistically likely to rob them.
The New York Mercantile Exchange reported oil prices fell to fifty-five dollars a barrel Monday, causing the stocks to fall. Economists had no idea lower gas prices would hurt the stock market. Economic forecasting has only one purpose in our lives, and that's to make astrology look respectable.