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Column: Churchill's doctor secured job for life

Argus Hamilton

Argus Hamilton

BEVERLY HILLS - God bless America, and how's everybody?

Winston Churchill's bust was dedicated in the U.S. Capitol Rotunda Friday. His doctor allowed him a daily regimen of brandy, champagne and cigars, and he died at ninety. Winston was the father of the idea that if you like your doctor, you get to keep your doctor.

Dick Cheney told Fox News Tuesday the U.S. may have to use force against Iran to halt their nuclear ambitions. He was all business. Dick wished viewers a Happy Halloween, but he reminded everyone that treats are not possible without the credible threat of tricks.

The Halloween Pa-rade in West Hollywood included a float where men in underwear and top hats waved their Obamacare health plans. It got a laugh. Obamacare provides men maternity care if they get pregnant, and don't think they won't try in West Hollywood.

Costa Concordia Captain Francesco Schettino went on trial in Rome Monday. His ship ran aground off Italy as he dined with his lover. U.S. congressmen prefer traveling on Italian cruise ships because there is none of this nonsense about women and children first.

The New York City Marathon will be run today under heavy security after the Boston Marathon attack. It's usually won by a Kenyan. President Obama is half-Kenyan and half-Irish, which means he could finish a drinking marathon in two hours and six minutes.

President Obama congratulated the Boston Red Sox after they won the World Series Wednesday. He said if they like their current World Series trophy, they get to keep their current World Series trophy. Suddenly it looks like the Cardinals still are in this thing.

Forbes magazine named Vladimir Putin the most powerful leader in the world over President Obama Thursday. The Russian leader has amazing psychic powers. Vladimir Putin can predict who's going to commit suicide in two weeks just by picking up the phone.

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