Originally Published: July 20, 2013 6 a.m.
Queen Elizabeth admitted she was getting a bit impatient for the royal baby to arrive, seeing how she goes on vacation soon. Her entire family is anxious. Prince Harry is tired of being the only royal to run around the palace naked.
Bill Clinton was honored when the EPA named its headquarters building after him in Washington D.C.. It's hilarious. Leave it to the EPA to name its headquarters after the one president who was impeached for failure to clean up after his chemical and biological spill.
Whitey Bulger's witnesses began dropping dead in Boston Thursday during his trial for nineteen mob murders. We must get re-focused. When the Justice Department vowed they are going to get Whitey this time, everybody assumed they meant George Zimmerman.
Florida verdict protesters gathered in La Cienega Park and marched down Wilshire Boulevard Wednesday. Merchants in Beverly Hills were powerless. Dozens of looters ran into the Medical Building on Camden Drive and came running out with free boob jobs.
IRS employees testified in Congress that a White House political appointee ordered them to target conservatives They loathe conservatives. Osama bin Laden's second biggest mistake was letting Democrats catch him in satellite photos wearing a cowboy hat.