Column: This just in: Slavery is over, Paula Deen
Paula Deen was on the Today Show with Matt Lauer last week to apologize for past racist remarks. Halfway through the interview, she began sobbing uncontrollably. It just hit her like a ton of bricks when Matt Lauer read her the Emancipation Proclamation.
Fox News pundit and former UN Ambassador John Bolton hinted he may run for the GOP presidential nomination in three years. The Russians and the Chinese would surely jump when he barks. That's not a mustache over his lips, that's a dove in his mouth.
TSA leaker Edward Norton left Hong Kong and headed to Moscow Saturday. His next move would be either Cuba, Venezuela, Ecuador, Iceland or even North Korea. You can book the exact same itinerary by calling the toll-free number at Anti-American Airlines.
The NSA said it's developed a robotic bird that looks like a bird and spies on people from above. How smart. The NSA has decided to admit the most embarrassing things Ed Snowden can leak before topless backyard sunbathing gets into full swing this summer.
Pat Buchanan said if the immigration bill passes the Hispanic influx could break the U.S. into two nations, two cultures and two languages. It's why parents back this bill. Their thinking is, fewer of their kids will move to Los Angeles if everywhere is Los Angeles.