Column: Hitler jokes require official accreditation
HOLLYWOOD - God bless America, and how's everybody?
Hank Williams Jr. said Monday that Barack Obama playing golf with John Boehner is like Hitler playing with Netanyahu. ESPN had to cut his pre-game song. The fire marshal doesn't allow country singers to do Hitler jokes without a trained comedian on the set.
Citibank began charging customers who have a checking account balance less than $6,000 a fee of $15 a month Monday. Customers are in a real bind. If they have less than $6,000 in their account they get hit by banking fees and if they have more than $6,000 in their account Obama thinks they're rich.
President Obama's jobs bill died in Congress because Republicans refused to raise taxes and Democrats refused to reduce spending. It was never a serious proposal. Charlie Sheen offered more serious proposals to the porn stars that he met on the Internet.
Occupy Wall Street protesters want all debts forgiven, a living wage for all, free healthcare and open U.S. borders. Leftists think that money grows on trees but they won't let you touch it in case a spotted owl is living there.
President Obama asked Congress to make it easier for debt collectors to call people on their cell phones to collect delinquent student loans. That's awful. How would he feel if China kept calling him in the middle of his backswing to ask why he hasn't paid them back?