A mysophobe walks into a burger place

There are times when I am in a public restroom and I will see someone wash their hands and then open the exit door with a paper towel. This makes me feel a little more normal, but I do this with almost every door or handle in my path.

There are times when I am in a public restroom and I will see someone wash their hands and then open the exit door with a paper towel. This makes me feel a little more normal, but I do this with almost every door or handle in my path.

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