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Tue, Oct. 22

Column: New drinking game getting out of hand

Argus Hamilton

Argus Hamilton

HOLLYWOOD - God bless America, and how's everybody?

San Diego State adopted an alcohol awareness program for Greek Row this fall to reduce drinking. It's just in time. There's a hot new drinking game where you down a shot every time the talks collapse between Obama and Boehner, and the rehabs can't handle the overflow.

The White House and Congress remained stalled in the debt crisis Tuesday after the NFL settled. However there's no progress in the NBA lockout. Kobe Bryant is considering signing with a team in Turkey just for the pleasure of not worrying about the electricity or the currency.

White House officials were reported Tuesday privately assuring banks there will be no U.S. government debt default. They're just trying to scare the country into supporting President Obama's policies. What they didn't count on was the tune-out factor due to Armageddon fatigue.

The National Football League season was saved Monday when players and owners ended the lockout after four months of haggling. Our nation needs pro football. Without NFL games Homeland Security would be forced to ban carving knives and alcohol at Thanksgiving dinners.

The Roman Catholic Diocese of Orange bid $50 million to purchase the bankrupt Crystal Cathedral in Southern California Friday. The region is more religious than outsiders think. People in L.A. honk if they love Jesus, and they text while driving if they want to meet him.

Los Angeles officials approved a private funding financing plan to build a downtown NFL football stadium with a retractable roof. They want to be able to close the roof whenever weather conditions are bad. If the cloud cover isn't exactly right, everyone looks 10 years older.

Tiger Woods' fired caddy Steve Williams vowed to write a tell-all about his 12 years with Tiger. Over the last two years the golfer has lost his health, his endorsement deals, his wife, his swing coach and now his caddy. When your deal with the Devil expires, it goes quickly.

Rudy Giuliani agreed to host "Mob Week" on AMC and introduce movie classics like "The Godfather," "Donnie Brasco" and "Goodfellas." Rudy took them down as the Manhattan U.S. attorney. Rudy's favorite mob movies are the ones which portray him with hair and compassion.

Congressman David Wu faces charges from a teen daughter of a donor that he had unwanted and aggressive sex with her. He said he'll resign after the debt crisis vote so he can vote for another tax increase. Republicans say it's just another unwanted advance.

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