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Column: Obama definitely born in America

Argus Hamilton

Argus Hamilton

President Obama urged the GOP Congress Wednesday to raise the debt ceiling another couple of trillion dollars to avoid disaster. He says we must keep spending money until we're out of debt. This statement proves more than any piece of paper that he really was born in America.

President Obama told the country Wednesday that his two daughters Sasha and Malia are more diligent than Congress. He got their ages wrong while praising them. For one reason or another the accuracy of birth information is always a problem with this particular president.

President Obama told ABC News that his girls would have Secret Service protection as they start dating if he gets re-elected. He added that means they'd never get into a car driven by a boy drinking a beer. It's always the same pitch, vote Democrat or the children are going to die.

The U.S. Senate agreed Thursday to work over the holiday weekend to reach a budget deal and avoid default. The lawmakers don't want to go home and face their constituents at July 4th picnics. Too many of these parks have trees and most of the people with trucks have a rope.

Anthony Weiner's wife Huma left him for a month of world travel Tuesday. Her mother is from Pakistan, her father is a Sikh Indian and she was raised in Saudi Arabia. Standing in line behind her at the airport security checkpoint is the closest thing there is on earth to eternal life.

JFK Airport had a security breach Wednesday when a Nigerian man boarded a flight from New York to L.A. without a valid boarding pass. Any terror mission is a lost cause anyway. Al-Qaeda had every intention of destroying Los Angeles but subprime mortgages beat them to it.

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