Column: London is just one big never-ending body scan
BEVERLY HILLS - God bless America, and how's everybody?
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange tried to hide in London from a Swedish arrest warrant. He's nuts if he thinks he can hide there. London's covered by so many surveillance cameras it makes U.S. airport security look like the cold shoulder.
Hillary Clinton flew to Asia to repair allied relations hurt by WikiLeaks. She herself was once a young staffer on the House Impeachment Committee that reviewed Richard Nixon's released secret tapes. You can read the transcripts at TrikiDikiLeaks.
Sweden's royal family was hit by revelations Friday of Queen Silvia's father's Nazi past. Last month King Gustav was exposed as a secret frequenter of wild sex clubs. Comedians can't believe their bad luck that the U.S. had to go and be a republic.
The Crystal Cathedral will hold a Christmas pageant despite church debts. They owe sixty grand for the Nativity Scene's live animals. Church officials say the figure is so large because they were forced by contract to use union sheep, camels and goats.
General Electric was revealed in Federal Reserve documents to have gotten a secret bailout from the U.S. government. That explains the news bias. Last night NBC reported that President Obama's economic policies have failed to fix the economy, but in a good way.
President Obama enlisted Colin Powell to persuade the Senate to pass a treaty with Russia limiting nuclear weapons. They're obsolete. Who needs nuclear weapons when we can destroy any country in the world just by defaulting on our Treasury bonds?
Congressman Charlie Rangel addressed the House Thursday after he was censured for ethics violations. He said he wasn't going to blame anybody, then he blamed his staff. He won a medal in the Korean War for throwing a subordinate onto a grenade.
President Obama delayed his Hawaii Christmas vacation two days after returning from Asia and Europe. He's spent two years blowing through other people's money and traveling the world first-class. If Zsa Zsa Gabor ever dies, the torch has been passed.