Column: Obama slipped and gave Bush's speech
HOLLYWOOD - God bless America, and how's everybody?
President Obama issued a directive allowing oil drilling on the Atlantic Coast and the Gulf of Mexico Wednesday. There's an explanation. President Obama went to Afghanistan last week and gave President Bush's speech and he is still channeling him.
President Obama angered environmentalists Wednesday by allowing new offshore oil drilling. He made the announcement at Andrews Air Force Base. he had to go to a military base to make sure he had enough security to protect him from the Sierra Club.
President Obama urged U.S. companies Thursday to give employees more flexibility in the workplace. He's referring to work hours. Back when President Clinton wanted more flexibility in the workplace he enrolled the White House interns in yoga classes.
President Obama called the Tea Party a core of people who doubt his legitimacy and his citizenship Tuesday. This is hilarious. Is there anything sillier than a bunch of Confederates accusing a foreigner of not belonging to this country?
Al-Qaida recruited female suicide bombers for Monday's Moscow bombing. They're easier to recruit now. The mullahs stopped promising that 72 male virgins will greet them in Paradise and started promising them 72 pairs of new shoes.
Pope Benedict's lawyers revealed their strategy to fight a lawsuit in Kentucky over priest sex scandals. The plaintiffs plan to question the pope under oath. What everybody wants to know is how Dog the Bounty Hunter got past the Vatican Guards.
President Obama urged China to join the U.S. calling for sanctions on Iran. It's over Iran's nukes. After a long year, President Obama finally found common ground with Iran's government but unfortunately it was on the issue of Israel's right to exist.
Moody's warned Monday America's AAA bond rating could be downgraded a notch if the deficit isn't reduced. It was inevitable. The way Congress spends money like drunken sailors it was just a matter of time before the Treasury bonds ended up in AA.
Sarah Palin spoke Saturday in Nevada at a Tea Party rally against Senator Harry Reid's re-election. The crowd arrived by bus in his hometown of Searchlight. Democrats shouted racial epithets at a bus full of Tea Partyers, if "Golfers" can be considered a racial epithet.