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Talk of the Town<BR>What if the wealthy didn't pull up to the tax table?

Here's a story about taxes and wealth redistribution. When my friends say they oppose tax cuts because they benefit the rich, I tell this story (with very mixed results).

Suppose that every day, 10 men go to dinner. The bill for all 10 comes to $100. If we paid it the way we pay our taxes, the first four men would pay nothing, the fifth would pay $1, the sixth would pay $3, the seventh $7, the eighth $12, and the ninth $18. The tenth man, the richest, would pay $59.

The 10 men ate dinner every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until the owner threw them a curve. Because you are all such good customers, he said, I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20. Now, dinner for the 10 men cost only $80.

The first four were unaffected. They still eat for free. Can you figure out how to divvy up the $20 savings among the remaining six so that everyone gets his fair share?

The men realize that $20 divided by 6 is $3.33, but if they subtract that from everybody's share, then the fifth and sixth man would end up being paid to eat their meal.

The restaurant owner suggested it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so the fifth man paid nothing, the sixth pitched in $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the 10th man with a bill of $52. Outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man, pointing to the 10th, "and he got $7!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got seven times more than me!"

"That's true," shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $7 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks."

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor."

The nine men surrounded the 10th and beat him up. The next night he didn't show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They were $52 short.

And that, boys and girls, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table next time.

(John Stevens is a Prescott resident.)

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