Argus Hamilton

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.

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Argus Hamilton: Arctic wind makes its way south while statues are still up

God Bless America, and how’s everybody? The Weather Channel reported that an Arctic cold front sent the nation into a deep freeze this past week, setting record-low temperature readings across America.

Argus Hamilton: Only woman who said ‘yes’ to Weinstein ends up with half

God Bless America, and how’s everybody? The Hollywood Reporter said Thursday Harvey Weinstein and his wife Georgianna Chapman have reached a final agreement on their divorce settlement.

Argus Hamilton: Looking back with a laugh

Our week of the funniest jokes of 2017 continues, with part two of our annual Year-in-Review.

Argus Hamilton: Predict Trump will win, lose 10 pounds

Happy New Year’s Eve, everybody, and God bless America.

Argus Hamilton: Trump tells Snow White to lose ten pounds

BEVERLY HILLS--Merry Christmas Eve, everybody, and God bless America.

Argus Hamilton: President Trump has Aladdin deported

BEVERLY HILLS—Merry Christmas Eve, everybody, and God bless America. Disney World’s Hall of Presidents reopened exhibit includes a Trump robot.

Argus Hamilton: Roy Moore fails to see ‘Me, Too’ sticker on horse

God bless America, and how’s everybody? Alabama’s Judge Roy Moore claimed voter fraud in his narrow Senate race loss Tuesday and demanded a recount.

Argus Hamilton: Heisman Trophy winner able to keep hands to himself

God bless America, and how’s everybody? Oklahoma quarterback Baker Mayfield won the Heisman Trophy Saturday.

Argus Hamilton: George Stephanopoulos to be replaced with a eunuch

God bless America, and how’s everybody? CBS fired CBS Morning News host Charlie Rose Monday for sexual misconduct with women following lurid accusations against him.

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Argus Hamilton: Kim Jung Un, only politician who can’t be sued for sexual harassment

God bless America, and how’s everybody? Alaskans were told to stock up in case they are attacked by Kim Jung Un’s nukes Friday.

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