Argus Hamilton

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com.

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Hamilton: So hot in LA that residents open doors just to feel ICE raids

God Bless America, and how’s everybody? The Weather Channel reported record high temperatures in Los Angeles Friday as Santa Ana winds baked the city and all Southern California.

Hamilton: Radioactive material thief may have taken car radio

Mexico City’s leading newspapers reported Monday that radioactive material was stolen out of a government car in Mexico City by a thief, who hasn’t been caught or identified.

Hamilton: Country split on Trump’s mental instability

President Trump thoroughly enjoyed himself onstage in a GOP rally at an arena in Montana Thursday.

Hamilton: Happy Independence Day, everybody, and God bless America

The National Retail Federation reports Americans will spend $7 billion dollars on cookouts and other celebrations of the signing of the Declaration of Independence today.

Argus Hamilton: $100K to dine with Barack Obama?

Beverly Hills hosted a Democratic Party fundraiser Thursday where Hollywood hot shots paid a hundred grand to dine with Barack Obama.

There’s only one way to get to Los Angeles

The Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce published a magazine ad for summer tourism which tells you there are twelve different ways that you can get to Los Angeles.

Hamilton: Maybe Trump should wall the buffet table

The Centers for Disease Control said Southern states once again led the nation in obesity last year. Kentucky is at the top, but then their state bird is the fried chicken.

Hamilton: Everyone karaokes, thanks to Buffalo Wild Wings

God bless America, and how’s everybody? Buffalo Wild Wings began home delivery of beer and wine, causing bar industry experts to fear that people will start preferring home drinking.

Argus Hamilton: Millennials, buy your father some booze

God bless America, and how’s everybody? The National Retailers Association forecasted that Americans will spend fifteen billion dollars on Father’s Day gifts. It can’t be undervalued.

Hamilton: Trump’s title should be Orange Julius Caesar

God bless America, and how’s everybody? President Trump was mocked by this week’s Time magazine cover that depicted the president sitting in front of a mirror and seeing a jeweled crown on his head as if he’s the King of the United States of America.

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